The I should be doing something else but I'm on EN World thread

[dreaded_beast]

I should be working on my campaign/adventure for next session, this coming Wednesday.

It's going to be the beginning of the end for the Forgotten Realms and my players are going to be smack dab in the center. Meteors are going to rain from the sky, wiping out almost all the "good guy" countries, leaving most of the "baddies" in tact. The dead will walk and overun Faerun. Fiends will open gates and pour in by the millions. Shade will roam the land and wreak havok.

The Tarrasque will become a random encounter.

But I can't because I'm always on EN World!!!

 

[Crothian]

Give the Tarrasque some cool Templates from the Complete Book of Templates!!

 

[Truth Seeker]

Give the Tarrasque some cool Templates from the Complete Book of Templates!!

Please, please....tell me you are kidding with that..right, right????:\

 

[Crothian]

He's destroying the Forgotten REalms...so I'm dead serious!!

 

[Truth Seeker]

He's destroying the Forgotten REalms...so I'm dead serious!!

oh...YEAH!!!!

 

[Crothian]

You can add that Kanji Template from the Dragon mag...the one used for creating Godzilla type creatures....

 

[dreaded_beast]

Hehe.

Well, what's going on is that the FR is gonna suffer from heavy showers...meteor showers.

The meteors will land all over the place, blowing things up. Not only that, the meteors are actually fragments of a second Slaad Spawning Stone that was flung out of Limbo and ended up in FR.

The FR will be teeming with Slaad.

Oh, and each meteorite will have a Tarasque that will burst forth from it and wander around wreaking havoc.

And purple worms will spring from the earth all over the place.

And there is a Troll / Rust Monster army that will take over Tilverton.

And the players will hopefully release an Infernal (Epic Monster) Wizard that will summon demons and the like to FR.

And the LN followers of Bane will be the saviors of the land.

Anyway, back to planning my destruction of the Realms!

P.S. Crothian, the Kanji template with the Tarasque? Talk about overkill. Hehe.

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Elminster and/or another annoying FR NPC is found crushed into the earth in the center of a Tarrasque footprint ...

 

[Turanil]

I should be working on my campaign/adventure for next session, this coming Wednesday.

But I can't because I'm always on EN World!!!

Also my problem. The Will saving throw DC for not being on Enworld when urgent things are waiting, is really too high... :\

 

[Hand of Evil]

I really should be working, I have a big project coming due, our Disaster Recovery test and I just can't focus on it.