The Liberation of Tenh (updated April 24)

[(contact)]

Indeed. Thank you for the link. This will provide many nights of bedtime stories for the kids (and me).

Do you really read these stories to your kids? Or is that some kind of euphamism that I don't get?

 

[Tharen the Damned]

Do you really read these stories to your kids? Or is that some kind of euphamism that I don't get?

If you think about it, Heydricus is something like a modern male little red riding hood!
It is all about the big bad wolf that gets his ass kicked for good.
With Crim playing the Grandma....

Instead of Grimm Tales we have Grim Tales.

Thats all, perfectly suitable and educating for the young, invigorating for the old and simply good and inspiring for for the middle aged*.

*see I get a lot of Ideas from Lucius what I can do with my boss if he gives me another doomed before even started project**.

**that was a joke, really! I don`t even have poison.

 

[Tharen the Damned]

see I get a lot of Ideas from Lucius what I can do with my boss if he gives me another doomed before even started project

I just tried to sneak attack my boss with a ball pen.
He had no visible armor, a low Dex (íf you see him you know) and if he has a class it is Expert with maxed out ranks in knowledge(accounting).
My move silently and hide checks were good enough and I definetely hit him (My BAB +0, Str. +0, MW Ballpen* +1, Weapon Focus (Ballpen) = +2, Damage: Ballpen: tiny weapon, 1d2 piercing damage)
Did not work
Has to be an Undead or a Construct.
His stare after my attack withered me to the bone.
Opt for Undead.
Have to get a Cleric for restoration and a Paladin or Cleric to get him for good.
Will tell what happend.


* It is my good Mont Blanc, that has to be MW.

 

[KidCthulhu]

He's an accountant, so I'd vote for construct! Save your cleric and go for a bigger weapon.

 

[Richard Rawen]

He's an accountant, so I'd vote for construct! Save your cleric and go for a bigger weapon.

Agreed, you've been misled by that 'Withering Gaze', likely a Spell Effect, hopefully limited in uses per day, but nonetheless I second the recommendation of a bigger weapon.

Try dropping a Volvo on him.
If that doesn't work, ... just RUN!

 

[Dawn]

Do you really read these stories to your kids? Or is that some kind of euphamism that I don't get?

I really do read this to my kids. They love it!

 

[Joshua Randall]

I really do read this to my kids. They love it!

When I was a kid, my dad read "The Hobbit" and "Lord of the Rings" to me.

Not to be outdone, my mom then read "Moby-Dick" to me and my sister. (We hated it at the time.)

Too bad (contact) hadn't written his story hours yet!

 

[the Jester]

If I was a kid, I'd hate having a story hour read to me.... cuz I'd know I'd end up having to wait months for an update.

 

[(contact)]

I really do read this to my kids. They love it!

That's the coolest thing I've heard all year. How old are they?

 

[Tharen the Damned]

Agreed, you've been misled by that 'Withering Gaze', likely a Spell Effect, hopefully limited in uses per day, but nonetheless I second the recommendation of a bigger weapon.

To finish my little tale:

My collegues, meaning my fellow adventurers and me buffed ourselves up. Four of us got into flanking position and started stabbing away with ballpens and rulers. Another stalward fellow showered him with rubbers to break his concentration.
The first two rounds saw two of us down. We could not harm him, his DR was to high and we had no weapon that penetrated it. Then I dropped the pen and took out a Textmarker. That did the trick! My Boss could not defend against our combined assault of blue (me) and yellow textmarkers.
A few rounds more and we were victorious!