Can you do something similar for LotR?
I'm pretty sure the update right after the hawks saved the Frodo at Mount Doom would have been:
"WTF GANDOLF HAD GIANT F-N EAGLES THE ENTIRE TIME?!?!? OLD BASTARD SHOULD HAVE TOLD US ABOUT THEM MONTHS AGO..."
Frodo is no longer friends with Gandolf the White.
"OLD HEARTLESS BASTARD NEEDS TO DIE!!"
"@FrodoBagginsOfHobbitonShire WHAT?!?! MY FRIEND DIED BECAUSE OF THIS QUEST! You need someone to kill him, I'm your man."
Several days later...
"SHIRES ON FIRE!! DAMN YOU GANDOLF! IF WE TOOK THE EAGLES THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!!!!!1111!!1!!1!!!1!1!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! *$@# YOU!"
"Viva la united HOBBIT LIBERATION FRONT!"
"Buried my uncle... Why you ask? CUZ THAT RAT BASTARD GANDOLF LIED WHEN HE SAID HE KILLED SARUMAN!"
"LOL Saruman was taken out like a chump.. BY HIS LACKEY! LOL @ Saruman!!!!!11!!11!1!!!"
"WHAT?!?! We liberated ourselves but now Aaragon said's he now owns our land and we must get out!?!?! DAMN YOU GANDOLF!!"
"Doctor said I have aids-cancer-botulism-typhoid-hepatitis-tuberculosis-SARS-swine flu-dysentery and twenty other diseases that I DIDN'T HAVE THE WEEK I LEFT ON THAT STUPID QUEST TO DESTROY THE ONE RING!! Oh, I have one year to live."
"At elven asylum... spending my final days... in peace."
"%&@*! Guess who showed up.... GANDOLF!"
"Gandolf, bilbo, and the elves are leaving... to "undying lands." FATE HATES ME!!! THAT HEARTLESS EVIL RAT BASTARD IS GOING TO LIVE FOREVER AFTER RUINING MY LIFE!! MUST GET TO BOAT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE..."
"On boat now... I will die in several days... Gandolf said that once we get to the undying lands I will live forever BUT I WILL NEVER HEAL FROM MY DIEASE!!!1!!!! Good thing I kept my suicide belt from my revolutionary days."
"Ten days out to sea... I'm wearing the vest and I see Gandolf alone, on the deck."