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Maneuver: Dire Kitten Riposte (attack with all the fierceness of the most deadly creature ever to fell a commoner)

Tradition: Polymorphic Reconfoobulation (just adjust the magical whatchyacallits and reconfusle the manamotron)

Class: Locklord (a master of keys, or possibly lakes, or maybe of dread message board moderation)
 
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Jackelope King said:
(attack with all the fierceness of the most deadly creature ever to fell a commoner)
Purely as an aside, extra HP at 1st level -- enough to survive a vicious kitten attack -- should be a feature of all NPC classes as well. If such even exist.

Cheers, -- N
 

Maneuvre
Real entry: Prudent Riposte
Joke entry: Block and Kick to the Crotch

Magical tradition
Real entry:Flux of Reality
Joke entry: Disciples of Playdoh

Class name (Warlord)
Real entry: Skald
Joke entry: Kingpin, Condottiere, Pointy-Haired Boss

(the Class name assignment was the toughest, IMO)

AR
 

Jonathan Moyer said:
Manuever: Emerald Frost

Tradition: Warlord

Class: Dragon Tail's Cut

Tradition: WARFROST [You can't see me throwing 'the goat' in front of my computer right now]

Class: Emerald Lord [The Wizard of Oz?]
 
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Real flavor:

Maneuver: Iron Maiden
Tradition: Body Alchemy
Class (for Warlord): Grimbold

Humor:

Maneuver: Rock, Scissors
Tradition: Abracapocus
Class (for Warlock): Goatee-Devotee
 


Joke Names:

Martial Maneuver: Raindrop Kisses the Waiting Orchid
Magical Tradition: Transmutatational Strategerie
Warlock Alt: Pre-Lich
Warlord Alt: Fighter


Serious Names:

Martial Maneuver: Defensive Strike
Magical Tradition: Form Shaper
Warlock Alt: Hellmage
Warlord Alt: Knight
 

Serious
Maneuver: Quick Riposte
Tradition: Skin Sculptor
Warlord alt: Cadet

Humor
Maneuver: "Look over there!"
Tradition: Druid envy
Warlord alt: Gary's Chosen
 

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