Just because I wanted to share...
Mallus, one of the players, posted the following outline for the play which is to be put on. To make things a little clearer, these are what the names represent:
Treasure - The pig
Jagoff - Name the PCs are using for their opponent Captain Clagoff in the play
Stephen Petard - Magistrate whose district the PCs live in
Yatagan - Dragonborn paladin PC
Odanais - Human wizard PC
Penelope - Human ranger PC
Heyoka - Shifter fighter PC
L - Former dwarven fghter PC; currently existing as a limbless, battered corpse (don't ask)
Anyhow, here's the play...
Act 1
-- Musical number on the Docks, with scantily-clad dockworkers ("We Shall Overcome").
-- The Rescue of Treasure (big fight!)
-- Back at the Hall, short song singing the praise of Stephan Petard for not blowing us or the rioters up (all classic Dragonborn art was pro-State propaganda)
-- An evil spirit named Bag O'Faces tries to take Treasure, is driven off, but not before revealing Treasure is a god and cursing her.
Act 2
-- League seeks guidance from the Temple of the Dog. Pig Meets Dog. Heyoka's big number.
-- Next morning, Treasure wakes up with no face!
-- League attacks Bag o'Faces evil lair (1st use of fireworks)
-- Bag o'Faces flees into a pit leading into the Underworld (at no point is Madame Glossop mentioned).
-- Rot Rustlers and sexy wraiths attack! Odanais's big number.
-- Bag o'Faces is found, defeated, Treasure face recovered. Odanais wears it out of the Underworld. One sexy wraith 'converts' and accompanies Odanais.
Act 3
-- Captain Jagoff hires Rat King to steal Treasure back.
-- Rat King and henchmen are mauled to music, a la West Side Story
-- Rat King is dismembered via archery while tied to a wheel. Penelope's big number!
-- Rat King (now played by "L"'s corpse) is stuffed full of explosives and hurled onto Jagoff's ship, blowing it up (2nd, bigger use of fireworks).
-- Finale.