[Realms #306] Chaos Strikes Back!
"What!?" Karak grumbled, craning his neck to peer up at the ogreling's disturbingly savage face. "What manner of beast is this?"
"Beast?" the half-ogre grimaced, his sharp fangs protruding disquietingly. His head drooped and his eyes turned away; he looked embarrassed by his appearance. "I am not an animal, dwarf."
"Feln? Is that you?" the dwarf exclaimed as he took a startled step backward. "Why, by the gods' beards, you are even uglier than before!"
"You should talk!" Vade's voice taunted from somewhere nearby.
"Karak! What he looks like isn't important!" Ixin admonished as she stepped up beside him. She looked up at the ogreling and smiled warmly. "What is important now is that our team is whole and that is how we fight best!"
"But, jus' look at 'im!" Karak went on, waving his waraxe at Feln. "Orcblood, what have you gotten youself into now? Why, now you be a little giant! First you test my patience with orcish racial tension, now you go to the other side of the ale house and become a giant?"
"Karak!" Ixin said again. "Didn't Bisayo say that there was no way to predict what form he would return in? Feln had no choice in that. Although my understanding is that you did have a choice about whether or not to come back at all. Is that right?"
"Yes," Feln muttered. "At least, I think so. I don't quite remember what happened after... being swallowed." A slight shiver seemed to pass through the half-ogre's overly muscled body at the memory.
"I am glad to see you and I thank you for your sacrifice," Ixin told him and Ledare stepped up beside her and offered her hand to Feln.
"Yes, Feln. Welcome back to the land of the living," the Janissary said. "I am sorry for your experience in the belly of that beast." The ogreling regarded her and the tremor that moved through her face when she mentioned the Chaos Elemental seemed to reassure him somehow. He took her hand, swallowing it and a third of her forearm in his huge fist.
"I thank you for bringing me back," he growled in a sullen voice. "I know it was a difficult decision. Even in this new body I am unsure if it was the right thing to do."
"It was!" Vade's disembodied voice said. He was somewhere above them, now.
"I hope the pain of your former life is far behind you now," Ledare said gently.
Karak poked him in the belly with his waraxe. "Are you really you?" he asked as if he were convinced that this was all some sort of halfling trick. "Can you do combat moves behind that big belly of yours?" Feln shied away from the prodding weapon.
"I have practiced some of my Sevom and I feel like a new born babe just learning how to walk," he admitted. He moved his arms awkwardly through some of the familiar martial forms that they had all seen Feln practice every morning."It is very disconcerting."
"Clearly your new form will take getting used to," Ixin said and spread her leathery wings to convey her understanding.
"Oi! We are a walking animal spectacle," Karak sighed with a shake of his head. He turned and stalked off to sit on one of the stone benches. "How I ever got mixed up with this lot, I will nae never know. Oi, Malak where are ye now, I wonder, to see this? Remember the times we walked the frozen peaks and encountered the spirits of the monastery? Now those were times! We be frozen to the core, and you barely able to cast a spell, me just learning the way of the axe. Oi, those were the times, I tell you!"*
They turned away from Karak and focused there attention back on Feln. The half-ogre reached down with one of his oversized arms and grabbed a large piece of deadwood. It was half-again as long as Ledare was tall and nearly as big around as Vade. Feln snapped it like kindling. "There are of course some advantages to this body," he grinned. "I am willing to travel anywhere to kill off this Chaos scum. They have bested me once, but rest assured, I will stick tight with the group now and I will not leave you in battle again!"
"See, Karak!" Vade taunted as he deactivated the Ring of Invisibility and appeared perched on the sloping expanse of Feln's shoulder. He was held easily in place by the Slippers of Spider Climbing. It looks to me like we have just got the best weapon of all!" Karak harrumphed and clanked down off the bench. He walked back to join them.
"Lest you wonder where I stand on the issue, I'll say again: You should have nae gone after this on your own," the dwarf told him, scowling up at the halfling overhead. "But it be the way of haflings to meddle where they should nae be meddlin'."
"You know, Karak, your immediate plea for the blessing of your axe is exactly the kind of rash act for which you are criticizing Vade," Ledare interjected. "No wonder we get no group consensus on our decisions. There's barely time to react before someone in this party stands up and speaks for himself!" Karak harrumphed again.
"I spoke o' my axe last night, lassie, while we was debatin' between reincarnation and help from Great Oak," he grumbled. "No one else had anythin' specific to ask for so I figgered it be time to speak up for myself."
"Uh... While we're on the subject: I am desperate for some gear," Feln said, indicating the rough loincloth he wore - which looked like several goblin blankets strung on a length of stout rope. "Do we have any of that platinum left? I hate to be a further burden, but I require weapons of some kind."
"Don't worry, old buddy. I will find you some stuff," Vade comforted, patting Feln's sloping forehead with a tiny hand. The half-ogre smiled and gently lifted Vade off his shoulder and put him on the ground at his feet. The halfling barely came up to his knee.
"Thank you again, Vade," he said, adding, "I will understand if it could not be recovered, but were you able to grab my dagger - the crested one. It is my only link to the group of men responsible for the death of my brethren."
"Feln, everything you had was chewed, swallowed, and digested," the halfling apologized.
"What about that Hat of Disguise?" the half-ogre persisted, a look of depression settling uncomfortably on his face. "Did anyone recover any of my gear? I had some nice things."
"There was nothing left," Vade explained. "Except your foot."
Feln looked down at the unfamiliar feet he now wore and his expression of sadness deepened.
"I do have your comb!" Vade said brightly, hoping to cheer Feln up. "There was some of your hair on it. It's what the Great Oak used to bring you back!"
Feln just sighed, but Ledare bent down and whispered to Vade, "I sure do hope you've got a little something of mine in your numerous pockets, just in case."
Vade grinned and hugged her tightly. "I do now," he said with a wink.
It was as they were heading back up the slope from the sacred stones that they heard the rumbling crash of falling rock and the terrified screams of dying goblins. Their goblin guide squealed in alarm and started running up the path toward the sound with the VQS not far behind, wondering what was going on. They didn't have to wonder for long.
The cobbled path leveled out at the top of the top of the bluff and meandered in a gentle arc to the right where it skirted the monolithic black wall on the left. It was at this point that a secondary path led off toward a barely-glimpsed building that stood mostly-cloaked in vegetation. One wall of the building had exploded outward, and blocks of cut stone were strewn along the path. The crumpled and bloodied body of a goblin lay on the path as well, steam rising from it mysteriously.
But there was no time to ponder the implications of the goblin's corpse, for an instant later, an abomination lurched out of the underbrush surrounding the damaged building. It was quite unlike anything any of them had seen before. The horrid creature was vaguely toadlike, with a broad mouth and bulbous eyes. Unlike a toad, however, it had only two muscular legs which supported it from beneath, and its feet ended in claws like a bird's. From its back sprouted two writhing tentacles that ended in mouths - looking like nothing so much as eyeless snakes. It was as large as a warhorse, and the stench of acid and burnt flesh hung around it like a cloud.
As the VQS watched in horror, it stalked forward, scooped the dead goblin up with its tentacles and stuffed the limp body into its tooth-filled maw. It's throat worked and the body disappeared down its gullet even as it turned o face the party. Its tentacles snapped at the air threateningly and it took two ponderous steps toward them before one of the toothsome limbs whipped in their direction and belched forth a stream of acid that splattered across Feln's broad torso.
The half-ogre screamed as the acid seared away his flesh in a huge bloody swathe from hip to shoulder. The cry was answered by an unholy barking sound as a second of the creatures crashed out of the underbrush a few lengths behind the first.
"Yonk aapsûr gîlizub!" it croaked in a language that seemed to claw painfully at the ears. Only Ixin could understand them, thanks to the Persistent Tongues power of Arivexoth. And understanding that it said, "More meat for my dinner," was in no way an improvement when it was clear that you were said meat.
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*Karak's and Malak's earliest recorded adventures were chronicled in a story hour on the old boards. I'm not sure if it still exists or not.