'Wait, Brad.' Mark sighs heavily, 'Everyone, I should probably have told you all this long ago but, this kind of thing has been happening to me for at least a few years now. I know it's weird and scary, I'm scared, too. But, know this: you are not crazy, this is real. These things that you're seeing and hearing are real. Brad, I'm reasonably sure you saw the creature that that man in Lotsa Burger became. I don't know what it is or was but it's a real creature.
'Whatever is happening, it's real and we need to be exceedingly careful right now. When you open that door, there's no way of knowing what might happen so, please be careful.'