Oryan77
Adventurer
I look around, look at the PCs, and say, "Uh, this sucks, let's get drunk." Then I guide everyone back to town and we all get plastered on cheap ale and watch the Bard fail at his flirtatious attempts with the barmaids.
......then my real adventuring party meets us outside at night as we are leaving the tavern. We kill the buffoons, loot the bodies, then get a good nights sleep. Tomorrow I will hire myself out to another unsuspecting low-level adventuring group and we'll repeat the process.
......then my real adventuring party meets us outside at night as we are leaving the tavern. We kill the buffoons, loot the bodies, then get a good nights sleep. Tomorrow I will hire myself out to another unsuspecting low-level adventuring group and we'll repeat the process.