The stupidest movie ever!

"TDAT" might have been a stupic movie, it IS from the Guys who are supposed to have made some horrible american adaptation of Godzilla. Though I do not believe any such tales, of such a film being made. It could not possibly be worse than the blasphemous rumors about the existance of a sequel to Highlander tell us it was.

However, I myself have seen a movie of such awe inspiring awfulness as to number among such mostrously bad movies of legend. It is called "Gangland" and it takes place after a nuclear war, that doesn't seem to have actually destroyed anything and during a plague that will wipe out humanity, though nobody actually seems to be sick with it. It reveals mysteries such as, LA Gang leaders have sufficient technical knowledge and skill to be able to engineer a supersoldier that pops full grown out of a tank, WITH all it's skills! Though it doesn't really seem to be very smart. Pistols are more accurate over several hundred feet than rifles and that people who have them forget about it until it is convenient for a fight scene. Tremble should you even contemplate seeing such an abomination.

I can understand not liking "Cemetery Man", but it isn't a stupid film. It's just very, very strange and is not in any sense supposed to be realistic or even make much sense.
 

log in or register to remove this ad

If The Day After Tomorrow is the worst movie you've ever seen, you really need to get out more.

To me, worst is also a factor of how much I was hoping the movie wouldn't suck, and it totally failed to deliver. A movie I really expect to blow chunks, which does indeed blow chunks, doesn't really make my radar. Typically I don't even remember such duds unless someone brings them up.

That said, I think my two most hated movies -- and it's hard to pick between them here -- have got to be Dungeons & Dragons and Street Fighter. I really wanted to like those two, and, God help me, I just couldn't.
 

Joshua Dyal said:
If The Day After Tomorrow is the worst movie you've ever seen, you really need to get out more.

No, I'm just usually pretty tolerant until it's so bad that I stop the movie in the middle. Wing Commaner comes in a close second to tDAT.

Joshua Dyal said:
That said, I think my two most hated movies -- and it's hard to pick between them here -- have got to be Dungeons & Dragons and Street Fighter. I really wanted to like those two, and, God help me, I just couldn't.

Dungeons and Dragons was better than tDAT. :P
 

Rackhir said:
"I can understand not liking "Cemetery Man"...
What's not to like about a Sam Raimi by way of Peter Jackson by way of Federico Fellini by way of Dario Argento existential zombie art/splattered house flick??

On second thought, nevermind. But I thought it was great.
 

bah! your problem is that your expectations are to high! ...

The Day After Tomorrow was alright ... mother nature wins! woot! kinda reminded me of the asteroid movie with Morgan Freeman as president.

wolves: heck, I would've taken em out! ... meat!

now going to the drive in to see Harry Potter, but having to see White Girls first was horrible ... painful, I might blurted out a laugh a few times, but I almost just decided to leave and catch HP another time.
 




WayneLigon said:
So, describe? The producer said that, of course, normally such things would take hundreds of years to happen and that to make a watchable movie the time scale had to be dramatically shortened. Other than that, what?

I think about the only thing I didn't like about it was the CGI wolves. No reason for CGI (and badly done CGI at that) that I know of (I speculated once that the reason might have been that wolves are an endangered species and thus some rule might have prevented them from doing such a thing - I have no idea otherwise, since I think that the CGI wolves must have been much much more expensive).

Dogs, not wolves would have been more logical...and besides, there must be some dogs that would have looked just like wolves to the layperson.

But then, I hated it also.

For the person who said "kill the wolves"--this is NEW YORK CITY, HOME OF IDIOTS!

It's not so much entire movies that are bad, but mistakes...like in Assault on Precinct 13, somehow the gang members manage to acquire pretty cutting-edge suppressed machine guns....and 60 year old handguns(Mausers). Along with suppressed run of the mill revolvers...
 
Last edited:

VirgilCaine said:
Dogs, not wolves would have been more logical...

Earlier in the movie is showed a zoo like place with the wolves and then showed it empty to indicate the wolves escaped. So, they tried to make it seem logical.
 

Pets & Sidekicks

Remove ads

Top