VirgilCaine
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Crothian said:
There have to be MANY more dogs than wolves in NYC...likely not logical is what I should have said.
The stupidest movie ever!
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There have to be MANY more dogs than wolves in NYC...likely not logical is what I should have said.
Turanil
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The Day After Tomorrow is the stupidest movie you ever saw? You should be glad, because fate spared you a French film I did see almost 20 years ago. It was called Une Chambre En Ville, which can roughly translate as "A Room In The City" (meaning a room for rent in an appartment in the city). It is almost impossible for you to fathom how much odious, crap, atrocity this movie was. Just thinking about it 20 years later, I am still angry. The Day After Tomorrow is a really wonderful film in comparison, trust me (Well, I don't need to have seen it to say that 
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So basically, it was when I was a student in Paris. When my father would come to visit me, we went see a movie, sometimes choosing a film just because it was there, not knowing what it was. So fate was evil that day, and we chose the most wrong film ever made. Basically, despite I forgot the boring story, I remember perfectly well what made this film special. Actors were singing their uninteresting and totally mundane texts, instead of saying them. This film was NOT a musical comedy, no! It was something like: the protagonist goes to the kitchen and open the fridge, and instead of saying "Well, I am hungry, lets see if there is some chicken left to eat", he instead sings it (without music to accompany in the background). As such, you get a stupid, incredibly aggravating stuff like "Lalalala... Well, lalala, I am hungry hihihi, lets see if, lalala, there is some chicken left to eat, hihihi..." This during all the film, whatever mundane or ininteresting the characters would do or say. Believe me, this was intolerable.
I wanted, I really wanted to leave the movie, but my father pretended that since he had paid he would want to see the film entirely. I didn't want to leave him there for some forgotten reason. And so I had to see the whole thing, and wished to kill the imbecile who had created this crap.
).So basically, it was when I was a student in Paris. When my father would come to visit me, we went see a movie, sometimes choosing a film just because it was there, not knowing what it was. So fate was evil that day, and we chose the most wrong film ever made. Basically, despite I forgot the boring story, I remember perfectly well what made this film special. Actors were singing their uninteresting and totally mundane texts, instead of saying them. This film was NOT a musical comedy, no! It was something like: the protagonist goes to the kitchen and open the fridge, and instead of saying "Well, I am hungry, lets see if there is some chicken left to eat", he instead sings it (without music to accompany in the background). As such, you get a stupid, incredibly aggravating stuff like "Lalalala... Well, lalala, I am hungry hihihi, lets see if, lalala, there is some chicken left to eat, hihihi..." This during all the film, whatever mundane or ininteresting the characters would do or say. Believe me, this was intolerable.
I wanted, I really wanted to leave the movie, but my father pretended that since he had paid he would want to see the film entirely. I didn't want to leave him there for some forgotten reason. And so I had to see the whole thing, and wished to kill the imbecile who had created this crap.
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Turanil
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LOL!!Brown Jenkin said:
By the way, among the bottom 100 rated by the Internet community, is this incredibly atrocious crap: Surf Ninja. Fortunately I didn't see the film. However, many years ago I did work for an advertising agency which did movie adverts. So I had to work on this Surf Ninja crap and see all the photos, and read the story.
What a crap! I could not believe it.
Viking Bastard
Adventurer
Whoah. Really? I think you're the first geek I've known to not adore that movie.KnowTheToe said:
It's among my favourite cinema trips since, well, ever.
EDIT: No, wait, second geek.
Turanil
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I remember once a friend suggesting going to see that crap: Scream. I was suspicious of the thing, but my friend pretended having read somewhere that this film was really funny, innovative, a parody, etc. So we went, five of us, to see it. 20 minutes later after the film had begun I was angry beyond hell, almost ready to kill someone myself, so much this film was intolerable. I left the place; but one of my friend said: "Hey! Don't leave, it's barely begun, maybe it will become better!"; I answered that I already knew it was a total crap. Next day they all admitted that the film was indeed entire crap all way long...
David Howery
Hero
tDAT wasn't great but wasn't THAT bad... the special effects were cool, and a nice ecological message to boot. Now, if you want the worst movie of all time, my vote goes to "A Night at the Roxbury". Just craptactularly awful...
