The stupidest movie ever!
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Viking Bastard
Adventurer
Depends. What language was it in?
Brown Jenkin
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All I can say is Highlander 2 is a cinematic masterpiece compared to The Scarlet Letter.Warrior Poet said:
Greylock
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Worst movie ever? The question takes me back to the late '70s, maybe around 1980. Believe the movie was called "The Sorceress", or maube "Sword and Sorceror". Something like that. Maybe someone here remembers it. It featured two busty blondes, playing twins seperated at birth. One was raised as an unlikely ugly duckling peasant girl, the other as the son (!!!!!) of a king or somesuch who doesn't realise "he" is a buxom woman. Met as adults in unlikely circumstances, the "young man" revealed as a leggy beauty, etc etc. Bad English accents, insanely stupid plot and all...
Presto2112
Explorer
My bottom three movies of all time that I've seen:
Cabin Boy
Highlander 2
Awakenings (I am a fan of both Robin William and Robert DeNiro, but I've tried to watch this twice and fell asleep from sheer boredom both times. To this day I still don't know how it ends.)
Top Three Bad Movies Which I Absolutely Loved
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Stay Tuned
Mom & Dad Save the World
Top Three Movies Which I'm Intentionally Avoiding
Bubbleboy
Gigli
Dude, Where's My Car
Cabin Boy
Highlander 2
Awakenings (I am a fan of both Robin William and Robert DeNiro, but I've tried to watch this twice and fell asleep from sheer boredom both times. To this day I still don't know how it ends.)
Top Three Bad Movies Which I Absolutely Loved
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Stay Tuned
Mom & Dad Save the World
Top Three Movies Which I'm Intentionally Avoiding
Bubbleboy
Gigli
Dude, Where's My Car
Warrior Poet
Explorer
Brown Jenkin said:
This frightens and confuses me.
Greylock said:
OK, fair enough, that sounds really terrible.
There's money out there, folks, in the millions of [insert currency here] worth, being handed to people to make these very films. Someone, somewhere, gave the go-ahead to projects described previously, and there are undoubtedly more on the way.
Yikes,
Warrior Poet
mojo1701
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Warrior Poet said:There's money out there, folks, in the millions of [insert currency here] worth, being handed to people to make these very films. Someone, somewhere, gave the go-ahead to projects described previously, and there are undoubtedly more on the way.
Text file of a sample scene I wrote (with expletives deleted, so I won't have to contend with Grandma-activists
), so you can see if I deserve this money more than these Hollywood-types (if you want an un-edited version, e-mail me:cignus_pfaccari
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Particle_Man said:
Oh, this brings back memories.
I went to GWU, which is in DC. I and three other friends went to see Spawn at this one AMC theater that was out in Virginia burbs and hadn't seen GWU IDs. Two of us, who've just graduated, used their old GWU student IDs. I use my handy-dandy UK student ID, and the one guy who's actually going to GWU, and has one of the new ones...is screwed, and has to pay full price. Oh, he was angry. He was even angrier after the movie was over.
Brad
cignus_pfaccari
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Bad movies...oh, let's see. I just mentioned Spawn, but it wasn't really that bad. Then again, I thought it was going to be bad to begin with.
The Blair Witch Project: By the end, I was rooting for the witch, as people that stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
The Piano: To be fair, the night I saw this sucked. However, it was like what I imagine a bad romance novel to be, with completely bash-me-over-the-head imagery. Oy.
I avoided tDAT, as it just seemed stupid. "Oh, look, global warming will shut down the Atlantic Conveyer and freeze Europe and the East Coast!!!!" "That's nice...so how do we get tornado swarms in Hollywood out of this?"
I also ran away from Alexander, too. I don't care who he's in bed with, he's supposed to, I don't know, CONQUER THE KNOWN WORLD!!!! That's the point, not whether or not he had maternal issues. Yeesh.
The last really bad movie I saw was the Animatrix. Not all of it was bad...the part with the kids finding the leak zone was kind of cool, and the short that bankrupted Square Animation was neat, but The Second Renaissance was absurdly stupid. It makes Matrix Revolutions look like the best movie ever produced, in comparison.
Brad
The Blair Witch Project: By the end, I was rooting for the witch, as people that stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
The Piano: To be fair, the night I saw this sucked. However, it was like what I imagine a bad romance novel to be, with completely bash-me-over-the-head imagery. Oy.
I avoided tDAT, as it just seemed stupid. "Oh, look, global warming will shut down the Atlantic Conveyer and freeze Europe and the East Coast!!!!" "That's nice...so how do we get tornado swarms in Hollywood out of this?"
I also ran away from Alexander, too. I don't care who he's in bed with, he's supposed to, I don't know, CONQUER THE KNOWN WORLD!!!! That's the point, not whether or not he had maternal issues. Yeesh.
The last really bad movie I saw was the Animatrix. Not all of it was bad...the part with the kids finding the leak zone was kind of cool, and the short that bankrupted Square Animation was neat, but The Second Renaissance was absurdly stupid. It makes Matrix Revolutions look like the best movie ever produced, in comparison.
Brad
