The stupidest movie ever!

[Thanee]

Uhm... no.

Bye
Thanee

 

[Klaus]

Depends. What language was it in?

I can't recall...
In fact, it's for the best... the thing is dragging memories of Highlander 2 and other movies from the same caliber to the fore...

::gaaaaaah!::

The horror! The horror!

 

[Hand of Evil]

Worst movie ever? The question takes me back to the late '70s, maybe around 1980. Believe the movie was called "The Sorceress", or maube "Sword and Sorceror". Something like that. Maybe someone here remembers it. It featured two busty blondes, playing twins seperated at birth. One was raised as an unlikely ugly duckling peasant girl, the other as the son (!!!!!) of a king or somesuch who doesn't realise "he" is a buxom woman. Met as adults in unlikely circumstances, the "young man" revealed as a leggy beauty, etc etc. Bad English accents, insanely stupid plot and all...

Don't forget the curse! When one felt something the other did too, most often show during sex! That movie was horrid.

Mazes and monsters was damn stupid.

 

[drnuncheon]

Yup thats right up there at the top for me, along with the 1999 Sci-Fi version of Beowulf starring the very same Chris Lambert.

Oh, wow. Beowulf. Is it time to post my review again?

J

 

[Warrior Poet]

Tank Girl was the first movie I walked out of for being so abysmally bad.

Have to admit a soft spot for Tank Girl. It's not a good movie, certainly, but I think its heart was in the right place, and it had a lot of fun moments:

{Tank Girl (Lori Petty) drives up next to evil henchmen's truck on a tank with a giant rocket launcher. She's sitting astride the rocket. Henchman looks over. Tank Girl beams and says,}

"Hi! Feeling a little inadequate?"

I laughed.

{Scene at the bad guy's club where Tank Girl has walked in and wrecked the place, and is holding all the bad dudes at gunpoint. She forces them to do a song-and-dance number. Goons listening in on the p.a. system are trying to figure out what's going on, why the rest of the goon squad isn't attacking Tank Girl.}

Goon 1: "What is that noise?"
Goon 2: "Cole Porter, sir."

Again, I laughed.

Not a great film, but fun. Not to mention it had an appearance by Naomi Watts (before she was famous) as Jet Girl. And she was a brunette. With cute glasses.

And Ice-T was dressed up as one of the mutant kangaroo gangsters that helps out Tank Girl. What's not to love?

Warrior Poet

 

[Wystan]

Superman IV the Quest for Peace - Nuff Said.

 

[Desdichado]

Dude, Where's My Car: Wrongly advertised as a teen ciomedy. It realy is a sci-fi spoof. And a good one to boot. I introduced several people to this movie and they all liked it.

Totally. I'm not sure if I've actually met anyone who's seen that movie who didn't like it, although a lot of people were turned off by the very premise of it. My wife and I both quite liked it.

 

[Felix]

Zardoz.
Zardoz.
Zardoz.

I saw two names... John Boorman and Sean Connery and thought... James Bond directed by Excalibur? You can't go wrong!

Yes. Yes you can.

 

[Klaus]

Oh, wow. Beowulf. Is it time to post my review again?

J

Please do!



Not even the babeliciousness of Rhona Mitra could save this one...

 

[KnowTheToe]

Whoah. Really? I think you're the first geek I've known to not adore that movie.

It's among my favourite cinema trips since, well, ever.

EDIT: No, wait, second geek.

I know I am not alone cause the people I saw it with thought the same, but on these boards, I am in the minority. The metal battles had me rolling my eyes and just praying the thing would end. I know we can all like crappy movies, heck, I liked Howard the Duck and ya can't get much crapier than that.