The stupidest movie ever!

[Ferret]

I thought that Day After Tommorrow wasn't all that bad. Its definitely a "Turn Brain Off" movie, but there's tons of those already so I've got lots of practice.

Turn what off? Oh that, maybe next time I see it, I was too caught up in the moment to even notice what was wrong with the helicopter scene.

I liked other ones that were meant to be stoopid, like I, robot.

One I thought was aweful was Darkman. Urgh.

 

[Evilhalfling]

My mind is bleeding from this litinay of bad moves -
I want to add Fortress -although a friend of mind fixed this with editing
he cut off the last 5 min after a large explosion and left in the credits.
It was far more watchable after this.

 

[Viking Bastard]

I love Darkman. The sequals aren't that bad, either. Corny, but fun. Pulpy, even.

I, Robot was really surprising. I only went to see it because the movie we were going
to see was sold out. I really expected it to suck. But it didn't. It was pretty fun.

Didn't find out until the credits rolled that I found out Alex Proyas directed it. The
director of The Crow and, well, Dark City.

 

[Narfellus]

I can't believe that any geek here wouldn't like Dark City. That was a wildy creative, imaginative movie. The worse movie ever, in my limited experience, would have to go to...dum ta da dum...

PUMPKINHEAD 2: Blood Wings

Bad bad bad bad bad. Which is too bad, because the demon from the first one was kind of nifty looking (although the movie really wasn't that great either).

 

[Narfellus]

Definitely baffled by some of y'all's taste. Dark City is brilliant, Scream was clever though not good, Mad Max has plenty of charm, The Core was quite enjoyable, Lost in Space was sci-fi candy fun, Spawn was watchable, The Transporter was fun enough, Zardoz was freakin' awesome (though I'll admit that it was the first movie in which I'd seen naked breasts, at age 9, so that probably helped), Transylvania 6-5000 was a hoot (though again, Geena Davis' costume certainly helped), that version of The Scarlet Letter was fine, Awakenings was amazing, Tank Girl absolutely rocked, and Howard the Duck was... well, not too bad.

However, Dude, Where's My Car was really, really awful. Highlander 2 was worse, but only by a hair.

The only movie, however, that I actually wanted to walk out of was Blue Steel, with Jamie Lee Curtis. The most predictable, awful piece of garbage I've watched in a theater.

Scream WAS bad, but surprisingly enough I liked Scream 2 much better, and then hated Scream 3. Go figure. Lost in Space had great potential but wasted it, saved only by great Sfx; Spawn had it's moments, still not great; Zardoz was WEIRD; Howard the Duck...don't remember it too well. Guess that doesn't say much. And whole Highlander series after the first one should have the celluloid burned...

 

[Rigil Kent]

Man, how can you guys forget to add Showgirls to the list? I remember paying money for that tripe and looking around midway through to exchange "OMG, what am I watching?" looks with the three or four other people. Even the nudity couldn't save that movie.

Highlander 2 still tops my list and "I'm Conor McLeod from the planet Zeist" pops up in the gaming group every now and again. It's always followed by groans.

And how can you diss Battlefield Earth? That is the greatest comedy I've ever seen! Seriously, watch it again AS A COMEDY and you won't be disappointed. It was on the Sci-Fi network some months ago and my sides were hurting from laughing so much.

Presto2112, Bubbleboy is freaking hilarious! If you've ever played GURPS and have heard of a Weirdness Magnet, that dude is a perfect example! I was forced to watch it by an ex-roommate and found it to be a lot of fun.

I think I'm going to have to side with Thanee though; Matrix 2&3 were soooo bad I suspect my head exploded. Bad bad bad bad...

 

[Desdichado]

Matrix 2&3 were soooo bad I suspect my head exploded. Bad bad bad bad...

At least Matrix Reloaded had the Best Car Chase in the History of Cinema^TM to assuage the really bad story. The chateau fight scene wasn't too bad either.

 

[mojo1701]

I think I'm going to have to side with Thanee though; Matrix 2&3 were soooo bad I suspect my head exploded. Bad bad bad bad...

Starting with the eyes...

And a shoutout to a fellow SWRPGer!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

At least Matrix Reloaded had the Best Car Chase in the History of Cinema^TM to assuage the really bad story. The chateau fight scene wasn't too bad either.

Agreed. Matrix 2 and 3 really are "Turn Brain Off, Watch Things Go Boom" movies. They're fun action movies which people expected too much of(not without reason, either.)

 

[Pants]

Freddy Got Fingered ranks pretty high on my 'oh-my-god why won't the pain stop?!' list.

I remember seeing a movie called Space Truckers several years ago. It had Dennis Hopper so it couldn't be THAT bad... could it?! I should've stopped watching when Norm got sucked out of a space-window ass-first.

Super Mario Bros while technically bad, still has some sort of charm to me. Were people really expecting something accurate to the games? If that had happened, you'd have watched a movie where Bob Hoskins runs horizontal on a 2d landscape and occasionally jumping on the heads of walking mushrooms.

Zardoz was with the diaper-wearing Sean Connery movie, right? Only saw bits and pieces of that...

Twister is fairly stupid, though not painfully so.