The stupidest movie ever!

[Narfellus]

Oh, that's right. Avengers WAS awful. Forgot about that one. Eww. And i never thought Waterworld was that bad of a movie. Too expensive yes, hokey, yes, ripoff of madmax, yes...but BAD? I wouldn't say it was painful in the same vein as lots of other contenders.

 

[ddvmor]

At least Matrix Reloaded had the Best Car Chase in the History of Cinema^TM to assuage the really bad story. The chateau fight scene wasn't too bad either.

I thought that too, until I saw the chase in Bad Boys 2. With the boat. That was so much cooler!

So that leaves Matrix Reloaded with... er... Keanu's fine performance?

 

[jasper]

Hmm Flowers in the attic is in there. It was advertised as horror thriller. I couldn’t remember that all the teen age girls were reading in high school. Ouch. My friend forgave me because it was at the 99 cent theatre.

Red neck zombies. The only film in my group which had 3 first places in bad video night. Bad video night was night we get together with people from out of town and out of state and socialize and see who could bring the worse movie. I got an honorable mention because I saw in the movie galley and left it and just brought snacks. Strangely just after Red Neck Zombies bad video night ended.

Reign of Fire goes to my “What Walmart now has a $3 dvd bin” wait and buy list. It cost me $10 to see it. I don’t whether I want my $5 for the movie or the popcorn and soda.

Hmm
Okay “The Norseman” with Steve Austin the bionic puppet.
The other I can't find in any listing.
Its star was Nichelle Nichols of Star trek fame playing an Army officer with a group of young officers and enlisted who camp on a civil war gravesite and tick off the rebel ghosts. It was shot in Alabama I believe around the seventies .

 

[Mystery Man]

I thought that too, until I saw the chase in Bad Boys 2. With the boat. That was so much cooler!

So that leaves Matrix Reloaded with... er... Keanu's fine performance?

I beg to differ, Bourne Supremacy has the best car chase ever.

 

[ddvmor]

I beg to differ, Bourne Supremacy has the best car chase ever.

Haven't seen it yet. Now I'm just gonna have to.

Car chases are cool. They need their own thread...

 

[Thanee]

Agreed. Matrix 2 and 3 really are "Turn Brain Off, Watch Things Go Boom" movies. They're fun action movies which people expected too much of(not without reason, either.)

That's exactly the problem. There are often movies that do not live up to the expectations, but in this case the discrepancy between expectations and result were so high you could develop a vertigo from it.

Bye
Thanee

 

[mojo1701]

er... Keanu's fine performance?

His most excellent performance!

 

[Greylock]

Ahhh, thanks Qlippoth. So it was "Sorceress" after all.

I love this comment...

If there were any justice in the universe, the creators of this movie would be rounded up and burned alive on top of all existing copies of this incredibly stupid waste of celluloid.

The ONLY good thing in the movie is seeing the twins topless, but even that couldn't make me watch this movie again.

Hard to believe this is the same guy who brought us Foxy Brown and Coffy. Wait, I guess it's not so hard.

 

[ddvmor]

His most excellent performance!

Sixty Nine, Dudes.

 

[Warrior Poet]

I'm going to have to leave the thread now. A lot of the really bad movies are starting to wear me down, and I haven't even heard of many of them! (Redneck Zombies?)

Warrior Poet