The stupidest movie ever!

[Captain Howdy]

Check out "Lost Highway" if you want real stupidity.

...

Perhaps you haven't seen the movie?

Either that or you don't understand David Lynch.

 

[Mystery Man]

Zardoz was with the diaper-wearing Sean Connery movie, right? Only saw bits and pieces of that...

Bad Sean Connery movies are numerous, he's been in some real stinkers.

Zardoz (he's the one who has to look himself in the mirror every day for that one), The Legend of Gawain and the Green Knight (look at my manly chest hair!), Robin and Marian (oh, so bad) , Finding Forester (zzzznnxx...*humpf*...wha?...is it over already?...) and yet the list goes on and on for those great ones where he redeems himself. Quite a career.

 

[madriel]

I'm lucky. The two worst movies I've ever paid money to see have to be Wing Commander and The Avengers. I went into Wing Commander expecting it to be bad in a campy sort of way and it didn't even manage that. I saw The Avengers with my boyfriend and another couple and we kept telling each other "it'll get better, any second now, it'll get better" and it instead it kept getting worse.

I've seen some bad movies courtesy of friends who worship at the Altar of Art House. One of the worst was Sarah Polley in a beauty and the beast takeoff set in Iceland. Bad, bad movie. I think it was called No Such Thing. Something like that.

 

[Silver Moon]

Superman IV the Quest for Peace - Nuff Said.

Yeah, that one was pretty bad. But I think that Supergirl was worse.

 

[Greylock]

Don't forget the curse! When one felt something the other did too, most often show during sex! That movie was horrid.

AHA! That movie wasn't some horribly malformed teenage memory!

(This is happens when I ignore a thread for several days. I miss relevant replies ;p.)

I was beginning to think I had been a party to some bad Hollywood joke, a pathetic marketing experiment that only my father and I were party to. You wouldn't happen to recall the name of the movie, HoE? Pops and I were talking about it not long ago, but it's too far abck for either of us to remember what it was called.

And yes, we paid good money to see it in the cinema, first run.

 

[Rigil Kent]

At least Matrix Reloaded had the Best Car Chase in the History of Cinema^TM to assuage the really bad story.

If you say so. I actually preferred the car chase in Ronin to that one. The chateau scene had a few minor moments of cool but not enough.

And damn you, Pants, for bringing back memories of Space Truckers! OMG, that movie was horrible. Not Highlander 2 horrible but dangerously, dangerously close.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

While the Avengers was horrible I admit, it was saved from worst status by the one seen with all the bad guys in teddy bear outfits. Now that was funny.

 

[Qlippoth]

I was beginning to think I had been a party to some bad Hollywood joke, a pathetic marketing experiment that only my father and I were party to. You wouldn't happen to recall the name of the movie, HoE? Pops and I were talking about it not long ago, but it's too far abck for either of us to remember what it was called.

I envy you.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086340...yY2VyZXNzfGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=4;ft=20;fm=1

AHA! That movie wasn't some horribly malformed teenage memory!

Just keep telling yourself that!

 

[Kast]

Waterworld
Judge Dredd
Warriors of Virtue
Gymkata
Wild Wild West
Cat in the Hat

 

[Goodsport]

Transylvaia 6-5000 (thanks for reminding me, Goodsport... I went through so much trouble to forget it in the first place...)

Sorry about that.

I was flipping through channels a few weeks ago when lo and behold, for some reason the Sci-Fi Channel was showing Translyvania 6-5000. I decided to watch a little bit of it see if perhaps my opinion of it was too harsh (as I had only seen it once all those years ago).

As it turns out, my opinion of it wasn't harsh enough. The film is worse than I had previously remembered it.


-G