Deuce Traveler
Adventurer
Sell all my spare belongings for travel money so I can go wherever Drizzt, Eleminster, or some other uber-powerful person makes their home. If the beastie ends up there, they should be able to solo the thing. Then drink heavily before finding someplace paying well for manual labor in order to make ends meet. If I am a skilled adventurer, or at least know which way the pointy end of the sword goes, I'll go merc and spend my money on women and alcohol.