There's a Beholder on my shoulder...

[Tsillanabor]

An Efreet under my sheet
a gnome in my home

 

[Hairfoot]

A ten-eyed beholder killed all my soldiers, and enchanted by best concubine
I hired a party to kill it - quick smarty - and return to me what was mine
The fight razed my castle, my hoard - part and parcel, and a swathe of the green countryside
Now the sub-optimal turkeys say they want gold and XP to match wealth-per-level guidelines!


Terrible. Not even a proper limerick...

 

[Nyaricus]

An Efreet under my sheet

How's that going, by the way?

cheers,
--N