Things not to do at the table. CAUTION!

[DragonLancer]

* Hold it in. NO EXCUSES. If I can do it you can do it.

Never play with my groups then. Even the young ladies hold to the "better out than in" policy.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Never play with my groups then. Even the young ladies hold to the "better out than in" policy.

*gasp*
*wheeze*
"My EYES! They're burning! Who had burnt rubber for dinner? WHO?"
*ack*

 

[DragonLancer]

*gasp*
*wheeze*
"My EYES! They're burning! Who had burnt rubber for dinner? WHO?"
*ack*

It can get that way. And worse.

 

[Traveon Wyvernspur]

It depends. That is a potentially risky venture, not to be attempted by those with average or lower Charisma.

Telling the GM that she is the attractive family member should be done at the start of the session, though...

I think you need to roll for bluff check here...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It can get that way. And worse.

Believe me, I know...especially when people eat things they're allergic to (guilty!) on game night.

 

[Fox Lee]

Believe me, I know...especially when people eat things they're allergic to (guilty!) on game night.

Yup. Hence my policy. There is a corridor, there is a bathroom, there is an outside if necessary. GO. Nobody will miss you for the next twelve seconds, I promise.

Honestly, the ACT is not something to be embarrassed about, but making the rest of us sit around in it is >3>;

And by the way, I've been with the same gaming group for years. I can tell it was you.

 

[Pentius]

* Hold it in. NO EXCUSES. If I can do it you can do it.
* The host is not responsible if you expose your toes to the ferrets.

You can hold it in, or you can take a level of ninja. One or the other.

 

[Thunderfoot]

<SNIP>
And by the way, I've been with the same gaming group for years. I can tell it was you.

[Asian Master Voice] Ah, Fox San, you have reached olfactory Nirvana, unfortunately the triple bean burrito and the onion soup I had this morning will surely burn the nose hairs that currently reside in your nostrils. [/Asian Master Voice]