Things not to do at the table. CAUTION!

[Summer-Knight925]

So this is very much a joke thread, I hope to see no fighting, arguing or anything.

However I do expect to see explicit material.

List things players should NEVER do at the table.

Please do not go into horribly gross detail, try to remain nice and 'clean'

keep it clean, but get a little dirty.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

If you must punish dice for rolling badly* by sticking them down your underwear (as I have actually witnessed), do not reuse them afterwards "to see if they learned their lesson" without first sterilizing them. (Also, don't immediately reach for the jelly-bean jar...)






* or M:tG cards for hiding at the bottom of the deck, and likewise for other game pieces

 

[Mark CMG]

Nose-picking (even in-character) = Unacceptable

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Not a funny example, but a lot of times people bring thier laptop to the game because they have the character info on there, and pdfs, etc... they end up doing other crap during the game and getting preoccupied, not paying attention to things going on in the game. Crap is that annoying!

Of course, the good laptop people are awesome, as they can provide battle theme music.

 

[MortalPlague]

I shall not roll my dice behind my hand, and call out the number before it finishes rolling.

 

[Pentius]

When flirting with the [female NPC], do not actually pinch the DM's bum.

Do not insist the entire table watch you Meditate, just so they get the idea.

 

[wedgeski]

If you must punish dice for rolling badly* by sticking them down your underwear (as I have actually witnessed), do not reuse them afterwards "to see if they learned their lesson" without first sterilizing them. (Also, don't immediately reach for the jelly-bean jar...)

I can't XP you yet but LOL! Gross and hilarious in one efficient package. So to speak.

 

[Ulorian - Agent of Chaos]

I can't XP you yet but LOL! Gross and hilarious in one efficient package. So to speak.

Figures that a guy named wedgeski would LOL that!

 

[steeldragons]

1. When madly gesticulating in your rules-lawyering, do not stick your elbow in the salsa (or hummus or whatever sort of snack dip you use).

2. Baring the presence of some kind of dip, avoid knocking over the soda cans/glasses. Players seem to become unusually testy and belligerent when their character sheets are sopping in sugary beverages.

3. Do not gawk and drool over female players. a) She is probably already someone's girlfriend/wife (note: if she is YOUR girlfriend or wife then feel free to drool as much as you like) and/or b)She can probably kick your arse if she wanted to and will do so both in-game and real life after the session....If you really must gawk and drool, doing so over the other male players is perfectly acceptable instead.

4. Keep yer feet off the table! Yer gonna knock over the mini's and we'll have to start all over!

 

[Wednesday Boy]

Not a funny example, but a lot of times people bring thier laptop to the game because they have the character info on there, and pdfs, etc... they end up doing other crap during the game and getting preoccupied, not paying attention to things going on in the game. Crap is that annoying!

That goes for smart phones too!