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Things not to do at the table. CAUTION!
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billd91
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Things learned from experience (not always my own direct experiences, though):
Don't spill beer on your game books
If playing by candle light, don't spill the wax from the enormous candle you got at Wicks and Sticks in the middle of the table
Don't stick your nasty, smelly unshod feet under the GM's chair in the middle of summer without air conditioning
Don't dump cactus needles down your neighbor's plumber's crack - you'll only get strangled for it
Don't laugh too loudly in the late hours of the night at a player's house because you will only be thrown out by a cranky man in tan boxers
Don't spill beer on your game books
If playing by candle light, don't spill the wax from the enormous candle you got at Wicks and Sticks in the middle of the table
Don't stick your nasty, smelly unshod feet under the GM's chair in the middle of summer without air conditioning
Don't dump cactus needles down your neighbor's plumber's crack - you'll only get strangled for it
Don't laugh too loudly in the late hours of the night at a player's house because you will only be thrown out by a cranky man in tan boxers
Hussar
Legend
When rolling dice, it's kinda like after you pee - shake it more than twice and you're playing with yourself.
Thou shalt not have gamer funk at 10 AM on a Sunday Morning of an otherwise unremarkable week.
Thou shalt not roll thy dice in the middle of the table where all the minis are set up. Ever.
When thy roll thy dice, remember that thou art not at a craps table. A short roll and a bounce is just as good as trying to bounce it off of every item on the table.
Thou shalt not have gamer funk at 10 AM on a Sunday Morning of an otherwise unremarkable week.
Thou shalt not roll thy dice in the middle of the table where all the minis are set up. Ever.
When thy roll thy dice, remember that thou art not at a craps table. A short roll and a bounce is just as good as trying to bounce it off of every item on the table.
ExploderWizard
Hero
For us this has been condensed into the following commandments:
1- Establish a DRZ
2- Use your DRZ
3- Respect the DRZ of others
Traveon Wyvernspur
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Don't come to my table with Urban Dictionary: swamp butt or I will kick you out of my group.
That means to please shower beforehand.
That means to please shower beforehand.
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Traveon Wyvernspur
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How about medieval weaponry? Is that okay?
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