This is a Review (Return of the Metathread)

[Wystan]

Reviews review again, still disagrees with original poster. Looks for original Poster by googling. Decides to post a link to a derogatory site that happens to have a user with the same nick.

 

[der_kluge]

Inserts a witty, picture to display significant insight into his feelings, and to interject a little humor into the discussion.

 

[mojo1701]

Reads review and all comments. All who say anything overly-bad about said product are called "fanboys."

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Finds that picture highly erotic.

Spoiler

Kidding! Promise!

 

[JimAde]

Hijacks thread into discussion of artist who created the image.

 

[howandwhy99]

Reads review and all comments. All who say anything overly-bad about said product are called "fanboys."

Quotes seemingly innocuous comment with slight bit of namecalling in return. Then turns the flamethrower on full.
RANT! RANT! RANT!! RANT!!
RANT! RANT! RANT!! RANT!!
RANT! RANT! RANT!! RANT!!
RANT! RANT! RANT!! RANT!!
RANT! RANT! RANT!! RANT!!!!!
[subtext: is trying to get the thread closed]

 

[Darrin Drader]

Return to see that the review has turned into an unholy flame-fest. Play innocent by responding point by point to each of the previous posters. Backpeddle by making up lame story about how I really do like the better products from said publisher. Having done that, go on a two thousand word tirade about how the products from the last two years have been substandard with the exception of one book (generally beloved by all). Go into a one thousand word tirade about how if Eric Noah is such a great judge of reviewers, where are his reviews?

Ties former user who has since been banned into the conversation before signing off.

 

[JoeBlank]

Comes into discussion late. Claims to be considering purchase of product in question and notes that review has convinced me to buy/not buy product reviewed.

Thanks reviewer for helpful input.

 

[John Q. Mayhem]

Comes into discussion late. Claims to be considering purchase of product in question and notes that review has convinced me to buy/not buy product reviewed.

Thanks reviewer for helpful input.

Makes snide comments about "sheeple" and fanboys unthinkingly following the opinions of less-than-competent reviewers.

 

[Mystery Man]

Injects inappropriate political comment. Comes back to thread to find that Henry edited it out.