This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[HellHound]

Hellhound steps in to point out that the recent posts to the thread are completely unrelated to the original topic, and are just made people trying to (a) collect postcount (while subtly putting down Crothian for having a high postcount) or to (b) ride on the coat-tails of an obviously popular and well-read thread.

He then specifically points out the Monty Python quote as an example of both of the above, arousing the ire of Monty Python fans.

He then goes on to give his (VERY late) opinion on the original troll, even though it has been given repeatedly and in a collection of reitterations by Skarp.

He then edits his post to remove his .sig.

 

[Numion]

One should not refer to threads on other boards without providing a link. Kids these days...

Kid? (posts fake "I'm insulted" thread on meta)

Here, no wait here

 

[Dave Blewer]

Dave Blewer, Having spent the last few hours repairing his increasingly fractured marriage logs onto ENWorld one last time to say that he will no longer be posting on this board, giving some unlikely sounding excuse about work pressures meaning that he must cut back on his on-line time...

Most who read the post, have no idea who Dave Blewer is and couldn't care less...

Meanwhile, Dave Blewer swears revenge on Baraendur for posting such a cunning troll in the first place and setting in motion the events that have led to the near break up of his 9 year marriage... Luckily Baraendur has no personal info in his profile and this, plus Dave Blewer's lack of money and passport prevent any revenge taking place. Dave Blewer grows increasingly more Twitter and Bisted.

 

[Horacio]

As several times before, Horacio is tired and he misunderstands Hound's post, taking it as a personal attack against him, his friends, the Hivemind and everything holy in this world, so Horacio begins to post a series of ranting and rambling posts about people who arrives late to troll thread only to add mor efuel to the flames...

 

[ColonelHardisson]

Wonders where the ubiquitous "I haven't read all of this thread, sorry if what I post rehashes what is already said" poster is.

Compares the original poster unfavorably to Bugaboo, and laments the absence of Ruin Explorer.

 

[tleilaxu]

seeing horacio return to the fray, tleilaxu takes the opportunity to actually make a personal attack against him, his friends, the Hivemind and everything holy in this world, but does it in a way so that when the moderators get mad at him he can claim they misinterpreted his intentions...

 

[MEG Hal]

*likes cabbage*

 

[GreyShadow]

No. That's not right. Goes on huge rant about original point.
Forgets to give correct version.

Flames Horacio for not bumping his favourite story hour.

 

[Zhure]

I post without reading anyone else's replies. I repeat most of what's already been said, adding nothing of import, except to be vaguely insulting.

After muddling through that, I toss out a token "why can't we all get along," then ask for the moderators to close this thread so calmer heads have a chance to prevail.

A few minutes later, I edit out some of my more immflamatory remarks, then pretend I never used trigger words like "munchkin" and "rules pervert."

 

[Enkhidu]

*Quotes HAL*

Enkhidu tirades about the evils of cabbage, and instead posits lettuce as a suitable substitute.