This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[brun]

I play devil's advocate saying that the original poster might be kinda right, if his views were seen or interpreted in a slightly different (yet totally diverging) way.

I then start ranting about how threads should go on for more than oe page, sice it discourages new posters to read everything, and thus they either a) don't post or b) post something that has been repeted way too often or something that is in no way accurate, since the original posters has clarified his original opinions, all the while insulting others, in later posts.

I imply that all who do not agree can't see past their "no-life" lives on these boards.

I appologies, for formalities, for highjacking the thread, all the while implying that people should respond to my post.

I say that canadian beer his the best.

 

[Nail]

Like many others, Nail reads the first few posts on this thread, then skips to the end. Nail types off some attempt at humor, not realizing it has nothing to do with the subject at hand. Going even further off the deep end, Nail liberally sprinkes his comments with apostrophes instead of "e"s.

 

[HellHound]

Reacting to Horacio, Hellhound begins to get all "highand mighty" defensive about his position, his statements, and his love for all things Horacio except Horacio himself.

Hellhound then proceeds to muddy the waters by refering back to other threads without providing links to the threads, attacking a close friend of Horacio's who hasn't even been involved in this thread, and then pointing out how Horacio obviously supports the troll since Horacio does not support Hellhound.

Hellhound then makes a disparaging remark about the thread in general and everything he claims to like in the opening paragraph of this post, and then "threatens" to never post to this particular part of this message board again for a month or so.

He then returns once again to edit his post and remove his .sig - although by doing so many people will assume that he instead edited out even more inflamatory remarks at the same time.

 

[brun]

Brun points at Nail to further his previously expressed point, which he quote in his entirity.
He states, again, that canadian beer is the best, hoping deep down inside to start another flame war.

 

[Dextra]

Having received a few personal emails with regards to Hellhound's comments within the thread, dextra pleads with the Hellhound to take it easy on our potential customers, because of course the majority of our market is reading this thread. dextra considers asking Hellhound to stop editing his .sig out, because it is good advertising for our struggling little venture, but decides against it.

Instead, dextra decides to sit back and lurk, waiting for a Luminary the likes of Valtera, Cooke, Peterson, Dancey, or Upchurch (ie, the few people whose opinions she gives a whit about) to comment on the topic at which point she'll return and finally express an opinion that backs whatever the Luminary said.

 

[MEG Hal]

Having received a few personal emails with regards to Hellhound's comments within the thread, dextra pleads with the Hellhound to take it easy on our potential customers, because of course the majority of our market is reading this thread. dextra considers asking Hellhound to stop editing his .sig out, because it is good advertising for our struggling little venture, but decides against it.

Instead, dextra decides to sit back and lurk, waiting for a Luminary the likes of Valtera, Cooke, Peterson, Dancey, or Upchurch (ie, the few people whose opinions she gives a whit about) to comment on the topic at which point she'll return and finally express an opinion that backs whatever the Luminary said.

Goes to the dictionary to read what a Luminary is.
Gets sad becasue Wil made the list and I did not.
Calls therapist and asks why I get so emotional over posts in a forum.

Goes back to reading Necromancer's Legacy -now in print by Ambient and MEG!!!!! to help the "plug Ambient campaign" for Dextra, even though I am not luminous

 

[HellHound]

Hellhound insists that until the people who are emailing Dextra to reign him in actually face up to him personally, he has every right to continue flaming - just like the last time this occured.

Hellhound secretly is feeling superior to Dextra anyways... she may be the CEO of the company he writes for, but she can't even spell the names of the Luminaries she so looks up to.

Hellhound then once again returns to the thread and edits out his .sig

 

[Dextra]

Hellhound secretly is feeling superior to Dextra anyways... she may be the CEO of the company he writes for, but she can't even spell the names of the Luminaries she so looks up to.

dextra is glad she hires editors, not only because she can't spell Cook, but mostly because Hellhound insists upon ending his sentences with prepositions.

Even though she vowed not to continue posting in this thread, she does so again adding little new to the content in order to keep the topic bumped and also to mention that this entire discussion could be simply resolved if everyone simply went out and bought all of our products, since ENWorld is obviously little more than a marketting tool for publishers.

 

[MEG Hal]

Hellhound secretly is feeling superior to Dextra anyways... she may be the CEO of the company he writes for, but she can't even spell the names of the Luminaries she so looks up to.

Looks back at post from Dextra and notices Hellhound is right, and being that most sane e-mails I get come from Dextra makes this snafu even more funny.

Goes back to reading NECROMANCERS LEGACY

 

[jaerdaph]

I am compelled to ask for a [INSERT NAME OF TELEVISION SHOW, MOVIE, OR NOVEL HERE] conversion to d20 [optional: Modern].