This is... novel.

PenguinKing

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Once, I believed that obscene twink-out power-gaming was solely the province of twelve-year-old boys - either in body or in mind.

No longer.

For you see, I have met the ultimate power-gamer. This player's collection (yes, collection) of character sheets reads like a "World's Greatest High-Level Smackdowns" compendium. They've got prestige classes I've never even heard of - and that's impressive in its own right. Would you believe quadruple-digit hit points? Legitimately? Oi...

And the revelation?

This power-gamer is twenty years old... and female.

And she knows she's a munchkin. In her own words, "I give a whole new meaning to the word overkill."

I don't know about the rest of you, but telling an older woman that no, she can't play that 30th-level Paladin/Sorcerer* in my upcoming low-level campaign is a new experience for me. ;)

- Sir Bob.

* (which she claims to have cooked up with a downloaded bootleg copy of the Epic-level rules, no less... O_o; )
 

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I believe that when I see it.

Does she happen have any Scarred Land Pr-classes? :) Btw, I'd like her to do a spell battle with my and my homemade Calastian Battlemage/Archmage. Think I might win... ;)

But she sounds very formidible! :D
 

When will the posters of her be available? It seems I've found a replacement for Laura Croft now that she's torn away from her thumbtacks. Does she also have an action figure?
 


PenguinKing said:

This power-gamer is twenty years old... and female.

I don't know about the rest of you, but telling an older woman that no, she can't play that 30th-level Paladin/Sorcerer* in my upcoming low-level campaign is a new experience for me. ;)

- Sir Bob.


Okay, point of advice NEVER say older to a female, she will lay the smackdown on you!
 

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