This is why bears get to attack at negative hit points...

[Aeson]

I recall a few years back, hearing a story about a Japanese man on vacation in Yellowstone. Little short Japanese man, something like 80 years old, is in the woods when a bear charges him. When the bear lunges to swipe at him, the Japanese man throws the bear.

Jiujutsu rocks.

The bear? According to the story, after it was thrown it just stood up, shaked its head, looked at the little man who had thrown it, and just walked away into the woods.

Actually the bear stood up and said "I dare you to do that again" and charged the old man again. To which the old man pop a can of spinich and punched the bear in the woods.

Sorry.

That is an interesting story.

 

[Pielorinho]

aye!

Talk about your comment that bears repeating....

Daniel

 

[Aeson]

Talk about your comment that bears repeating....

Daniel

That is un-bear-able.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Remember, its not just chickens that can do things with their heads cut off.

Certain animals, like snakes and spiders, can actually bite when dead. Its a post-mortem reflexive muscular contraction that can occur hours after they're dead.

 

[Dog Moon]

Originally posted by RangerWickett
I recall a few years back, hearing a story about a Japanese man on vacation in Yellowstone. Little short Japanese man, something like 80 years old, is in the woods when a bear charges him. When the bear lunges to swipe at him, the Japanese man throws the bear.

Jiujutsu rocks.

The bear? According to the story, after it was thrown it just stood up, shaked its head, looked at the little man who had thrown it, and just walked away into the woods.

Cool. I'd love to see that.

 

[crybaby]

Seems like the bear was staying alive just long enough so that the hunter will always remember him.....or just last second payback before death.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"This is just what I've been saying for years -- bears are godless killing machines that are only after us for our honey!"

 

[Angel Tarragon]

That is un-bear-able.

And unlikely as a bear wearing an anti-bear suit.

 

[Dirigible]

I recall a few years back, hearing a story about a Japanese man on vacation in Yellowstone. Little short Japanese man, something like 80 years old, is in the woods when a bear charges him. When the bear lunges to swipe at him, the Japanese man throws the bear.

Jiujutsu rocks.

The bear? According to the story, after it was thrown it just stood up, shaked its head, looked at the little man who had thrown it, and just walked away into the woods.

Thus answering the question: if a bear is jiujits'd in the forest, does it make a sound?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Thus answering the question: if a bear is jiujits'd in the forest, does it make a sound?

Of course. Haven't you ever heard a bear fart?