Thread Game: Change/Add/Subtract a Letter, Ruin a D&D Creature

Like the title says. Change one letter, add one letter, or subtract one letter to ruin a D&D monster!

Some examples:

Orcus => Porcus
Demogorgon => Depogorgon
Asmodeus => Asmopeus​

Post yours in the comments!

 

[Argyle King]

Flack Ooze - every pseudopod comes with a fist full of boomstick!

 

[Aelryinth]

Back Ooze - Only attacks if it gets sneak attack damage!

 

[Eltab]

Blue Ooze - uses psychic / emotional manipulation (permanent field of Calm Emotions?) to make you depressed and stop fighting it.

Blues Ooze - as above plus emits moody music describing the disappointing events it has endured in life.

 

[Aelryinth]

Blue Ooze - uses psychic / emotional manipulation (permanent field of Calm Emotions?) to make you depressed and stop fighting it.

Blues Ooze - as above plus emits moody music describing the disappointing events it has endured in life.

Hrm. What did you change that from? Remember you're only allowed to add, remove, or change one letter...

 

[Eltab]

Hrm. What did you change that from? Remember you're only allowed to add, remove, or change one letter...

Blue Ooze - there's every other color available for oozes, jellies (and likely jams too), surely there is a blue ooze in some sourcebook I haven't seen.

 

[Argyle King]

Ghost ---> Goost

Goost: incorporeal undead water fowl

"woooooo-HONK-ooooooo"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I snorted!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Dire Bear => Tire Bear: a large magical ursine predator that hunts by boring its prey to nihilistic exasperation or exhausted unconsciousness by relentlessly talking about its hobbies (which it may or may not actually have) in meticulous, monotonous detail.

 

[Eltab]

Dire Bear => Tire Bear: a large magical ursine predator that hunts by boring its prey to nihilistic exasperation or exhausted unconsciousness by relentlessly talking about its hobbies (which it may or may not actually have) in meticulous, monotonous detail.

Tire Bear: In the same world as the Michelin Man...

 

[MarkB]

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