Alas, the Eye of Fear and Flame has already made an appearance in this thread...how about the ethereal filcher instead, surely one of the silliest-looking new monsters to show up in 3rd Edition:
I was intentionally G rated. The G stands for "Grandma friendly".
In fact, to be perfectly honest, I purposely avoided anything that shows even the least amount of inappropriate skin. I have never been banned and I wish it to stay that way.