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[Diamond Cross]

 

[Scott DeWar]

What do you have when you have a Sister leave the convent?

You have a nun the less.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Q: What do get when you subtract a Sister from zero?

A: Less than nun.

 

[Diamond Cross]

What do you have when you have a Sister that knows martial arts?


A nun chuck you.


And now to introduce some culture to this thread:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS8rpt1y6lk]YouTube - "I Don Quixote" Man of La Mancha[/ame]

 

[Scott DeWar]

and now for something completely different:

what is the name of the school wheere italian comedians go to learn stand up routines?

answer:

Spoiler

whatsamattah U.

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Q: How much twine might a mime twin mine if a mime twin might mine twine?

A:

Spoiler

Nun at all; it's stupid question.

 

[Diamond Cross]

You know, if you meet a dwarf in a pub and you help him in a brawl and you guys win against twenty other people, it could be love at first fight.

 

[Scott DeWar]

these are really getting bad

 

[Baveboi]

bad is an understatement of how sad this is becoming.

 

[El Mahdi]

I agree. It has become both sad and bad...with a splash of pathetic.

[MENTION=53678]Wednesday Boy[/MENTION] It might be time for one final post by you, to put this thread out of it's misery.