Three natural 1's in a row.........

KenM

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I just got back from running my first game with a new group. Started at first level. VERY first combat, the dwarven cleric of the god of battle, the first 3 rounds He rolls 3 natural 1's in a row. I never seen anything like it. It was beautiful.
 

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after the 3rd natural 1, He threw the die across the room, changed dice. The next round with a different die He rolled a 4.
 



Someone I know put a naughty die in the microwave and nuked it for a few seconds. When he took it out, he told the rest of his dice, "See that? Misbehave and next time it'll be you!"

I'm not sure if that stopped his run of bad luck tho. :D
 

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I had a player who wasn't overly creative. He got a magical mace that was also rather evil, so he shouldn't have been using it. Every time he tried to attack with it he would say, "Pelor guide my mace." and then he would roll a 1. We had a rule that a critical fumble (which he did every time) resulted in you throwing your weapon, so a crit fumb removed that weapon from the battle.

He made 5 attack rolls in 5 battles and rolled a 1 each time. The odds are 1 in 3,200,000. The BBEG threatened to kill him if he didn't give the mace back (as it was the BBEG's) which he gladly did.
 

Klaatu B. Nikto said:
Someone I know put a naughty die in the microwave and nuked it for a few seconds. When he took it out, he told the rest of his dice, "See that? Misbehave and next time it'll be you!"

I'm not sure if that stopped his run of bad luck tho. :D

We've been known to put a few in the ice tray and make "dice cubes" which we then put in our drinks at the table as an example for the other dice.
 

I remember some guy lining up all his dice in his garage as spectators as he pounded a D20 with a sledge hammer and yelled, "Who else?" or something along those lines... I heard his dice rolled well for the next few sessions...
 


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