Greatwyrm said:My wife hates gaming and all things about it. She tried to get me to stop when we were dating. She thought getting married would get me to stop. She thought having a child would get me to stop, until I bluntly informed her otherwise.
May I still be playing when they release v13.5 .
May my gaming library constitute a fire hazard on my homeowners insurance.
May I be known universally amongst neighborhood children as "that old gamer guy."
May my last words be "my hit points just went to neg ten."
She can have my dice when she pries them from my cold, dead hand. And even then, I hope she has to succeed on a turning check to get them!![]()
Isn't this how liches get started?
Trainz said:The oldest player here is, obviously, Col. Pladoh a.k.a. Gary Gygax

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.