Holy monkey on a stick! Look at it! Look at it!
CHESTBURSTER!
Additional jokes to follow:
1) So, they found a tiny humanoid at 'Conception'? Call my obstetrician.
2) I took my tiny humanoid to Chile. Got a nasty case of the crabs.
Aww man, look at it. I'm gonna have nightmares all week. Gyaaaargh.