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Titanic matchups...

Titanic Mathcups? Why in heaven's name do you need to wear a cup for doing math? What kind of math are you doing, man? And as for it being titanic...

See here I was ready to open a can of smash your face in but then I realized that you were pointing out a mistake and then I almost spit Diet Mt. Dew out my nose. So if we were in a bar I would by you a drink.

The Seraph of Earth and Stone
 

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Paul Atreides versus Anakin Skywalker. Two angsty young men with great power...any takers for how this'd turn out?

Motoko Kusanagi versus Trinity. This is what the crass amongst us would term 'cyberpunk babe battle', and I think flesh and blood aren't good enough to win here.

And on the less serious side (and probably not as silver screeny), Captain Sisko versus Mister T. Because it's pointlessly absurd.
 


Okay Stone Angel, in your 3 way--- Seth and Ritchie Gecko all the way.


Here are some match-ups:

-Sgt. Todd 3465(Kurt Russell in "Soldier") vs. Riddick

-Chucky vs.Small Soldiers

-"Deep Impact" Asteroid Team vs. "Armageddon" Asteriod Team

Aliens in "Stargate" vs. Aliens in Independence Day ala Devlin/Emerrich vs. Devlin/Emmerich

-Drexl from "True Romance" vs.Aunt May from "Spiderman"

Jason from "Friday the 13th" movies vs. Balrog from LotR. :)
 


Conan's son is Conn, aka Conan II. He also had a daughter and a younger son prone to magicking (and dealing with Toth-Amon and other stygian refugees... rat bastich).

Kull was the ruler of Atlantis several centuries before the time of Conan. Millenia, in fact.
 

Judge Dread vs. Judge Doom. Both ominous “men” who sit on the bench, preside over life and death, and are prone to giving the death sentence for things like negligent homicide and jaywalking.

Winner: Judge Doom. A – “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” much better movie than “Judge Dread.” B – Christopher is much better actor than Sylvester. C – Doom is a ‘Toon, so unless dread has access to some Dip, he’s SOL.

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Bela Legosi’s Dracula vs. Christopher Lee’s Dracula vs. Gary Oldman’s Dracula

Winner: Tough call – very tough. Legosi’s version set the standard for decades. Oldman’s version had the best ‘fro and best fashion sense. However, it will probably go to Lee’s, as his version can – in a tight spot – call up the orks he keeps in the basement and whip out a lightsaber.
 

John Crichton said:
Tyler Durden (Fight Club) vs. Bill Foster (Falling Down) - Do I even need to say why this would be cool?

Good answer.
Wouldn't Tyler Durden vs. James T. Kirk be more appropriate. ;)
 

Live action showdown: The Grinch versus the Cat in the Hat. (Having seen the former but not the latter, I'm predicting black and white fur all over the place.)

DragonOfIntellect said:
AOTC Anakin, or Clone Wars Anakin?

Clone Wars. Although I've only seen the first half (but able to obtain the others from http://www.pcpages.com/1010101/ - handy - so I'll have an opinion on the last half in a day or two), that's the Anakin we're after.
 

Thulsa Doom (Conan) vs. Mufasa (Lion King)

Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back) vs. the nation of Zimunda (Coming to America)

John McClain (Diehard) vs. The Cloaked Avenger (Unbreakable)
 

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