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Titus

Titus refuses to attend at the Sigil Cafe, knowing that the possibilities of you bringing your family are higher than the Sigil Cafe selling Soul Shakes.
He also sends a missive, something he prepared this morning.
 

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I'd go anywhere as long as it isn't the Sigil Cafe isn't in Union. I don't care what epic level the current barrista is, their frapachinos still tastes like something that crawled out of the elemental plane of escrament. Believe me the smell of that epic begger who lives in the restroom is even worse then a wet dung-elimental..
 
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Don't bring my family? But, man, I was gonna bring the youngin's! you should see little titusita. My, how she's grown!
 


Yeah, the Sigil Cafe is everywhere, like behind every door these days.

I mean, their trademark green circle with the Lady of Pain in the middle is everywhere. And their coffee still tastes terrible.
 

What bugs me is how they use that bogus, phoney Celestial for their drink sizes.


I don't want a "sentamiel" sized cup of coffee! I just want a large, damnit!
 


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