TLAP Day

[Deset Gled]

Avast, ye scurvy scalawags! Today be international Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye best be using yer best pirate voice all day, lest ye be forced to walk the plank like the salty dog you are.

Yarr!

The Official site for International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19

 

[jonesy]

Talk like a pirate, eh? Ok, I'll give it a try:

"I shall swash your buckler until it holds no more, good sir. And then break thine swordarm with a mighty slash. Or, you could just hand over the loot first. Your call."

Hmm, needs more r.

"Arrr, ye crraven landlubberr! Thrrow ye gold ovarrr, orr I'll scrrape yarr rright acrros with me cutlass!"

 

[dogoftheunderworld]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I've always wondered how many people participate in TLAP Day. Especially those who work in phone-based customer service of some kind...

"This be 911: what be yaaaarrrrr emarrrrrgency?"

"I'm naked right now, what arrrrrrr ye wearin', matey?"

"I've been naughty...arrrrr ye going to make me walk yer plank? By the way, nice pegleg."

"Welcome to Varrrrrizon Technical Support- I'm Sanjay, how can I be helpin' ye?"

"Have ye zapped yarrr P-Ram? Cleared out yarrr cookies? What? Ye disabled yarrr Firewall? AVAST! Prepare to be boarded!!!"

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

*yawn*

And the world moves on.