“Our second semifinal match features the best of the Chaotic Neutral forces against the best of the Neutral Evil forces.”
“Making his way to the eastern side of the arena, this combatant measures 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighs 500 pounds. His kind has a combined record of one win, zero losses, and one draw. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the nimblewright Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
Lor is a nondescript, steel-colored, mechanical human. As he takes his position in the arena, two rapiers extend from his forearms. He stands motionless as a glowing, chaotic field of multicolored hues appears around him.
“Now making his way into southern side of the arena, this combatant measures 20 feet long and weighs 6500 pounds. He has a record of one win, one loss, and zero draws. Representing the forces of Neutral Evil, please welcome the uobilyth Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!
The raucous cheers of the Neutral Evil faction greet Fly Fish as he floats into the arena. Fly Fish looks like a huge, primeval fish, with a bulbous head and a crescent-shaped tail. Three slit-shaped eyes, protected by bony ridges, are set one atop the other in front of its head. Four tentacles extend from its body, which has a pink belly and four pulsating blue-black orifices along its bottom, secreting a gray slime that smells like rancid grease.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Lor, you will have initiative in the first round. Fly Fish, you will choose the starting positions.”
“Making his way to the eastern side of the arena, this combatant measures 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighs 500 pounds. His kind has a combined record of one win, zero losses, and one draw. Representing the forces of Chaotic Neutral, please welcome the nimblewright Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
Lor is a nondescript, steel-colored, mechanical human. As he takes his position in the arena, two rapiers extend from his forearms. He stands motionless as a glowing, chaotic field of multicolored hues appears around him.
“Now making his way into southern side of the arena, this combatant measures 20 feet long and weighs 6500 pounds. He has a record of one win, one loss, and zero draws. Representing the forces of Neutral Evil, please welcome the uobilyth Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!
The raucous cheers of the Neutral Evil faction greet Fly Fish as he floats into the arena. Fly Fish looks like a huge, primeval fish, with a bulbous head and a crescent-shaped tail. Three slit-shaped eyes, protected by bony ridges, are set one atop the other in front of its head. Four tentacles extend from its body, which has a pink belly and four pulsating blue-black orifices along its bottom, secreting a gray slime that smells like rancid grease.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Lor, you will have initiative in the first round. Fly Fish, you will choose the starting positions.”
