Today I learned +

[Maxperson]

I think "hated the feel of sand" has that covered.

 

[payn]

Today I learned that an overweight and out of shape 55 year old white man can successfully parkour in his dreams.

Given that I've never been interested in parkour and it hasn't come up in my life in more than a year, I have no idea why my mind would go there.

It’s time to find out! Live stream please

 

[Maxperson]

It’s time to find out! Live stream please

You pay for the hospital bills?

 

[CleverNickName]

The human body is amazing. Like, right now I could do 2/3 of a backflip and just completely wreck myself right here on the sidewalk.

 

[Mad_Jack]

I can't do a backflip, but I'm awesome at doing backflops.

 

[overgeeked]

Given the state of the world, I don’t see how anyone could be anything but an antinatalist. To be clear, antinatalists are all about personal choice. Not about forcing that choice on others. But there are crazies in every sufficiently large group.

 

[Ryujin]

I can't do a backflip, but I'm awesome at doing backflops.

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[payn]

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