[ToH] Necromancer made a funny.

[Mouseferatu]

Ahem.

Page 234 of the Tome of Horrors, discussing the Slaad Lord of Entropy.

Hushed whispers among the slaadi say this is in fact a guise and not his true form. It is believed that his true form is that of a 15-foot tall black salad.

(Emphasis mine.)

Suddenly, I'm a lot less afraid of this guy than I otherwise would have been.

(Just for the record, I'm only poking fun 'cuz I like them. The book really is absolutely fantastic.)

 

[Suldulin]

well the slaads are completetly chaotic so. . .

 

[Dragongirl]

ewww a black salad, someone stored that for toooo long!

 

[DWARF]

Hey, I'd still be afraid of a 15-foot tall black salad.

Think of the salad dressing attack!

 

[Jeph]

Paragon Primal Half-Fiend Half-Dragon Half-Tarrasque Psuedonatural Lettuce Elemental?

 

[durath]

all types of slaad

Don't forget the fruit slaad, pasta slaad, ceasar slaad etc. The list goes on and on.

 

[Grazzt]

Man- I will never live that one down.

Look for the above mentioned salads in Tome 2.

 

[Krug]

I await the salad web enhancement with bated breath. green and red salads.. only you can make it work Scott!

 

[jezter6]

Hopefully the web enhancement will be just as high quality as the enhancement for Orc and Pie.

Beware when they start naming croutons as range weapons (1d4-1 :: hey, they may be crunchy, but they're weak).

 

[Jeph]

I wanna see stats for the Death Salad!