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Stupid Fantasy Laws Vol. 2...
Twelve More Ways For The Pigs Of The Governing State To Harass The Common Folk And Adventurer Alike....
While murder, rape, exploitation, theft, and abuse are certainly novel selections for crimes appropriately punished these infractions against society are rather… well, terribly bland and a bit too straight to the point. So straight to the point, in fact, that any true, red blooded village wracked with superstitious idealizations should have little to fear from the threat of such obvious crimes. Real villages and communities need crimes rooted from pathetic inner fears. Real villages need stupid, oppressive laws.
Based on both the superstitions of the past and the inactive laws still written on the books throughout the real world comes Stupid Fantasy Laws, Volume 2. In this role playing product you will find a dozen different laws that are based on the erratic judgment of rulers, the irrational fears of villagers, oppressive social customs, and the unusual outcomes of very seldom occurring situations. From the ban of individuals with six fingers or toes on their hands or feet to the punishments of being caught wearing armor within the community limits unauthorized there are a dozen laws in this volume of Stupid Fantasy Laws designed to cause local villagers and adventuring characters alike a considerable amount of trouble, grief, and hardship. So much trouble, grief, and hardship, in fact, that it is liable to keep the adventurers from wandering into a nearby village or town for weeks to come.
Not Seen Enough Evidence To Interest Your Wicked Desires?
Take A Look At This Sample Taken From The Very Pages Of Stupid Fantasy Laws, Vol. 2:
Orc Kissing Ban:
It is considered an offense for any individual to be caught kissing an orc or an individual with known orcish blood.
Punishment: Should an individual be found guilty of willingly kissing an orc, half orc, or individual known to have orcish blood in their immediate or distant family line shall be subject to receiving twenty floggings with a whip. After which any and all live pigs within the community or surrounding countryside shall be herded up and brought to the village fairgrounds. There the guilty party shall be forced to kiss each one of these swine while beaten, taunted, and insulted by a coerced, jeering crowd of fellow villagers.
Probable Cause: A law with a fairly simple cause, the orc kssing ban was created to ward villagers from assisting in the spread of orcish and half orcish bloodlines.
8 pages (including cover) of instant oppression for only $1.25.
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http://www.rpgnow.com/default.php?manufacturers_id=597
Twelve More Ways For The Pigs Of The Governing State To Harass The Common Folk And Adventurer Alike....
While murder, rape, exploitation, theft, and abuse are certainly novel selections for crimes appropriately punished these infractions against society are rather… well, terribly bland and a bit too straight to the point. So straight to the point, in fact, that any true, red blooded village wracked with superstitious idealizations should have little to fear from the threat of such obvious crimes. Real villages and communities need crimes rooted from pathetic inner fears. Real villages need stupid, oppressive laws.
Based on both the superstitions of the past and the inactive laws still written on the books throughout the real world comes Stupid Fantasy Laws, Volume 2. In this role playing product you will find a dozen different laws that are based on the erratic judgment of rulers, the irrational fears of villagers, oppressive social customs, and the unusual outcomes of very seldom occurring situations. From the ban of individuals with six fingers or toes on their hands or feet to the punishments of being caught wearing armor within the community limits unauthorized there are a dozen laws in this volume of Stupid Fantasy Laws designed to cause local villagers and adventuring characters alike a considerable amount of trouble, grief, and hardship. So much trouble, grief, and hardship, in fact, that it is liable to keep the adventurers from wandering into a nearby village or town for weeks to come.
Not Seen Enough Evidence To Interest Your Wicked Desires?
Take A Look At This Sample Taken From The Very Pages Of Stupid Fantasy Laws, Vol. 2:
Orc Kissing Ban:
It is considered an offense for any individual to be caught kissing an orc or an individual with known orcish blood.
Punishment: Should an individual be found guilty of willingly kissing an orc, half orc, or individual known to have orcish blood in their immediate or distant family line shall be subject to receiving twenty floggings with a whip. After which any and all live pigs within the community or surrounding countryside shall be herded up and brought to the village fairgrounds. There the guilty party shall be forced to kiss each one of these swine while beaten, taunted, and insulted by a coerced, jeering crowd of fellow villagers.
Probable Cause: A law with a fairly simple cause, the orc kssing ban was created to ward villagers from assisting in the spread of orcish and half orcish bloodlines.
8 pages (including cover) of instant oppression for only $1.25.
Watch the Top Fashion Games section of rpgnow.com for release!!!:
http://www.rpgnow.com/default.php?manufacturers_id=597
