Top ten reasons that real dragons don't chat

[Kilmore]

10. Their claws can't fit on the tiny keyboards.

9. The utility men are afraid to wire their lairs.

8. Most dragons are holding out for a computer that won't be obsolete before their next age category.

7. People can talk about a dragon any way they want on a chat line and the dragon can't kill them for it.

6. Dragons don't exist, silly.

5. Dragons would rather keep their gold than buy a computer.

4. They keep eating the mouse.

3. There are no dragon nerds.

2. Their firey breath overheats the CPU.

1. You don't get the full fear effect over the webcam. Dragons hate that.

 

[Wicht]

heh - this deserves a bump

 

[Mark]

heh heh heh

Ought to submit that to Mortality Radio's top ten lists...

 

[Saeviomagy]

Hey - no fair starting at 10 and counting down. And you should save the best one for last...

Anyway:

0. Ever sneezed at your computer? And got it all over the screen? Well, you do the math.

-1. Dragons have to deal with enough adventurers using 133+ 5933|< on everquest.

-2. Ever had to clean the crumbs out from between your keys? Again, do the math.

-3. ISP and connection fees would use up that mighty hoard pretty quickly. And what's a dragon without his hoard?

 

[Thebalor]

can't see why cleaning it would be a problem. Ya just turn it diagonal and bash 'em out.

 

[The Forsaken One]

Unseen servant anyone :/ Magehands works well as well =]

 

[Buttercup]

6. Dragons don't exist, silly.

I hope Balsamic Dragon doesn't find out you said that. I'd hate to see you drowned in a pool of balsamic vinegar.

 

[Wicht]

Re: Re: Top ten reasons that real dragons don't chat

I hope Balsamic Dragon doesn't find out you said that. I'd hate to see you drowned in a pool of balsamic vinegar.

mmmm... balsamic vinegar... yum... now you got me hungry for strawberrys with sugar and balsamic vinegar, or perhaps some parmesan cheese topped with...

hmm, I think I'm hungry now. Gonna have to go grab a snack.

 

[Kilmore]

Whow...

I made the big time with that one...

 

[Mr Fidgit]

the reason dragons don't 'chat' ?

because you don't negotiate with food!