Transform this James Bond quote...

[Kugar]

I am just a humble clown, leaving a trail of eternal smiles in my wake.

I am but a humble jester, aping the insanity of the worlds.

I am as a humble standard bearer, leading the armies of my people.

I am the humble hearald, bringing news of your demise.

I am like a humble candle, illuminating the darkness of your wicked ways.

I fall as a humble drop of rain, but the ripples caused by my passing will overwhelm you.

 

[dulsin]

One of my most memerable D&D games involved a town that was cursed with being attacked each night by giant sluggs. Each night the slugs were defeated they would come back the next night with twice the numbers.

The villiagers were all terrified and mostly useless but by the second night they noticed one villiager staying in the corner rocking and muttering. When they start pressing him for information all he would say was "It's not my fault!"

So they beat the information out of him and find out that he found a hidden treasure hord and of course he only took the golden skull with the ruby eyes sitting on the bloody alter...... and It's not my fault!

 

[ejja_1]

Im just a bill, yes im only a bill. And im sittin here on capitol hill.

 

[Gez]

I'd like to find a treasure horde.

It seems even more massive than a treasure hoard.

 

[Remathilis]

Bounty Hunter: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

(Bonus to all those who get that)

 

[Pielorinho]

"I am just a humble priest in the service of ___"

Now, said deity doesn't have to be their actual patron, but if you're an evil priest pretending to be a good priest, you better memorize alot of healing spells so you can "spontaneously" convert prepared spells into healing spells.

I used this tactic in the published adventure (SPOILER FOR THAT ADVENTURE AHEAD)

Spoiler

Speaker in Dreams

. IMC, all priesthoods have different "feels" to their magic: a cleric of a sun god heals with warming energy, whereas a cleric of war heals with blood and pain.

The PCs got some healing from the false-priest, and I described over and over the agonizing sting of his healing. Imagine their chagrin when later on they discovered he worshipped the scorpion-themed god of treachery that had been hounding their footsteps for the last several adventures....

Daniel