Finnian quakes a little in his boots as he turns towards the undead and tries to accept the reality of the impossible situation facing him. There's nothing like this back in the village...
Is that all you can come up with, "You are boned?" That's what you said last time, you dumb skeletons. It's like you practiced all day to say one thing and your heads are empty like zebras. Shoot! I mean, like zombies.
Intimidate (1d20=3)
Well, I guess zombie heads aren't empty, are they? They just don't have any brains in there. Well, sure they have brains, and eat them too I hear, but that's not what I meant. I meant something like your heads are empty, well, of course they're empty cuz you're just skeletons and you only have skulls, but you act like there's nothing in there, smarts-wise that is. Not that I've ever met a skeleton before so maybe they are intelligent, but I heard something like that.
Finnian is visibly flustered now.
Sheesh. Who thought it was a good idea to have me say something anyways? You all know I get confused when I start talking.
Is that all you can come up with, "You are boned?" That's what you said last time, you dumb skeletons. It's like you practiced all day to say one thing and your heads are empty like zebras. Shoot! I mean, like zombies.
Intimidate (1d20=3)
Well, I guess zombie heads aren't empty, are they? They just don't have any brains in there. Well, sure they have brains, and eat them too I hear, but that's not what I meant. I meant something like your heads are empty, well, of course they're empty cuz you're just skeletons and you only have skulls, but you act like there's nothing in there, smarts-wise that is. Not that I've ever met a skeleton before so maybe they are intelligent, but I heard something like that.
Finnian is visibly flustered now.
Sheesh. Who thought it was a good idea to have me say something anyways? You all know I get confused when I start talking.