Book of Exalted Cheese?
That implies the existence of the Book of Vile Cheeziness....
But anyway:
I Wear the Cheese, the Cheese Does Not Wear Me [General]
Benefit:
You gain +2 on all saves against Tyromantic spells.
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Book of Exalted Cheese?
That implies the existence of the Book of Vile Cheeziness....
But anyway:
I Wear the Cheese, the Cheese Does Not Wear Me [General]
Benefit:
You gain +2 on all saves against Tyromantic spells.
Ever-flowing Bowl of Fondue: a bowl which covers anything dipped into with warm cheese
FroMage: another name for Tyromancer...
Oh yeah...FroMages should have Proficiency in small wooden shields.
Oh yeah...FroMages should have Proficiency in small wooden shields.
Box of Many Cheeses
This mysterious wooden container exists to spread cheesy mayhem everywhere, dealing out both beneficial and baneful cheese-related occurrences. There are 22 different cheeses in the box, and a user can choose to remove from one to four cheeses. The effect of these is then immediately applied. While I don't have time to elaborate on every cheese here, I'll mention a couple.
Tasty Cheddar Block. A vast table covered with cheese-related treats appears, along with the most important NPCs in the PC's current locale. After a feast lasting an hour, all these NPCs are permanently moved to Friendly status.
Aged Rancid Wedge. This foul morsel immediately imprisons the PC in an endless yellow void filled with rotten, pungent cheese. Only a wish can reveal the PC's actual location, and a rescue attempt is bound to leave the rescuers incredibly messy.
Round Wheel. When this cheese is chosen, an associate or friend of the PC is doomed to have their significant other (or henchman, relative, descendant) killed by an enormous wheel of cheese rolling down from a hillside. This causes immediate and permanent enmity towards the PC.
This mysterious wooden container exists to spread cheesy mayhem everywhere, dealing out both beneficial and baneful cheese-related occurrences. There are 22 different cheeses in the box, and a user can choose to remove from one to four cheeses. The effect of these is then immediately applied. While I don't have time to elaborate on every cheese here, I'll mention a couple.
Tasty Cheddar Block. A vast table covered with cheese-related treats appears, along with the most important NPCs in the PC's current locale. After a feast lasting an hour, all these NPCs are permanently moved to Friendly status.
Aged Rancid Wedge. This foul morsel immediately imprisons the PC in an endless yellow void filled with rotten, pungent cheese. Only a wish can reveal the PC's actual location, and a rescue attempt is bound to leave the rescuers incredibly messy.
Round Wheel. When this cheese is chosen, an associate or friend of the PC is doomed to have their significant other (or henchman, relative, descendant) killed by an enormous wheel of cheese rolling down from a hillside. This causes immediate and permanent enmity towards the PC.
Figurine of Wonderous Power: crystal mouse.
When its command word is spoken, it springs to life and begins to travel towards the nearest chunk of cheese at a movement of 30'. It seeks the most direct path, but will go around most obstacles. For large barriers, though, it will try to go through by casting Disintegrate as a 15th level caster to make a tunnel for itself. It can do this once per day.
When its command word is spoken, it springs to life and begins to travel towards the nearest chunk of cheese at a movement of 30'. It seeks the most direct path, but will go around most obstacles. For large barriers, though, it will try to go through by casting Disintegrate as a 15th level caster to make a tunnel for itself. It can do this once per day.
Daern's Instant Cheese Shop: one of his prototypes, this item expands into a cheese shop, containing an animated puppet dancing to music of unknown source, and a servant of pure force who is there to serve you cheese.
There is no cheese to be had within. Daern did not stock it. But if it is stocked by the shop's owner, there will be cheese to be had. Any other foodstuffs placed within will go bad, but cheeses of all kind will remain edible for at least a year. Its total storage capacity is unknown, however, since no known owner has ever tried stocking the store with cheese.
There is no cheese to be had within. Daern did not stock it. But if it is stocked by the shop's owner, there will be cheese to be had. Any other foodstuffs placed within will go bad, but cheeses of all kind will remain edible for at least a year. Its total storage capacity is unknown, however, since no known owner has ever tried stocking the store with cheese.
And, as threads move bout on the boards, this one for the moment appears just above one titled "Tyranny of Dragons".
Which lead me to Tyromancy of Dragons.
And then to a dragon with Cheeze Whiz as a breath weapon. I presume this dragon is an unnatural yellow-orange color...
Which lead me to Tyromancy of Dragons.
And then to a dragon with Cheeze Whiz as a breath weapon. I presume this dragon is an unnatural yellow-orange color...
Which begs the question of what such a dragon would hoard...and the obvious answer is...Mac & cheese, a.k.a. liquid gold.
...as is CheeseWiz
Savage Wombat
Hero
Not much of a cheese shop, is it?
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