Tyromancy

[Olgar Shiverstone]

New prestige class: Cheddar Monk

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Their monasteries are constantly at risk of being assaulted by Barbarbrieans...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Curds & Wards: a spell that protects an area with magical energy while giving the caster a light snack.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Total Cheese feat...


Total Cheese

There is absolutely no in-character justification for this feat. You, sir, are a munchkin.

When a character takes this feat they get a +1 untyped bonus to all rolls, for anything, at all, ever.
This bonus increases to +2 at 11th level and +3 at 21st level.

Special: this feat can be taken multiple times.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Daern's Instant Roquefortess: another one of his experiments, this item expands into a castle-shaped blue cheese banquet centerpiece.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Cheese Knife +1
This metagame weapon is used by NPCs to separate PCs from their cheese.

the wielder of this weapon can make a touch attack to deal 0 damage. Instead it removes one feat or spell effect from the target, for the remainder of the encounter. The wielder gains the benefits of the feat/spell effect.


The knife breaks when used successfully. (PCs do not need more cheese)

 

[Alzrius]

Extra-sharp cheddar: This cheese can be rubbed on a slashing weapon to make it gain the keen property for 1 minute.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Yes!

 

[Celebrim]

Extra-sharp cheddar: This cheese can be rubbed on a slashing weapon to make it gain the keen property for 1 minute.

It's counterpart for bludgeoning weapons is Extra Hard Mace-iago.

 

[Henry]

Special: this feat can be taken multiple times.

The fact that "Mad Jack" posted the Total Cheese feat makes me smile. I know it's past his death commemoration, but I believe Gary would have been so totally all over this thread.

But in keeping with the thread, I'm envisioning a cursed "Thin Edge of the Wedge", a cheese wedge that, when people eat it become violently contrarian to any issue, no matter how small, for 24 hours.