Ultimate Gaming Table, Update

Any San Diego gamers wanna chip in and get to work? We can show these stiffs up. ;)

Killer table. I would love to have a gaming room or have someone in our gaming group who has a house and has a gaming room. Right now it's a six-foot long plastic table from Target in various and sundry locations.

I think in every thread I try and pimp getting more San Diego gamers together and it never happens. :(
 

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You're in Houston?

Do you offer a tour package?

Nicely done. I'm in awe of the time and commitment this must have taken.
 


Shard Avenguard said:
Actually yes I do... =) I've met some great people who lived nearby who wante dto simply see it...

Count me interested. If you're serious about showing it off, feel free to drop me a line (tbretz AT gmail DOT com).
 


"What is this great task, for which I, Shard's Gaming Table, the second greatest gaming table in the universe of time and space, have been called into existence?"
"Well, your task, oh table, is to--"
"Wait, this isn't right. Shard's Table!"
"Speak, and I will hear you."
"Are you not, as we designed you to be, the greatest, most powerful gaming table in all creation?"
"I described myself as the second greatest, and such I am."
"Are you not a greater table than the Agyris Gaming Table, which can pass secret messages?"
"The Agyris Gaming Table? A mere night stand. Mention it not."
"And are you not a more awesome table than the Steel Wind table, which --"
"The Steel Wind table could project all 11 eyes of a beholder, but only I could modulate the DM's voice to sound like one. Molest me not with this end table stuff."
"Well then what's the problem?
"I speak of none but the gaming table which is to come after me, a gaming table whose merest dimensions I am not worthy to calculate, but which it will be my destiny eventually to design."
 

Jdvn1 said:
:confused:

How many UGT's are there?

Google "Ultimate Gaming Table" and you get 33,100 hits. Of course most of those could be multiple sites detailing the same ones, but still. ;)

Oh, and sorry, the Ultimate Gaming Table will have holographic miniatures and ports for you to plug into to receive information directly into your brain. :cool:
 
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Shard Avenguard said:
There's 4 that I know of.
Mine, Agryis, Ceiling mounted Projector, and the one built by the makers of the Worlds Largest Dungeon.
I wanna collect them all! :lol:
Theron said:
Count me interested. If you're serious about showing it off, feel free to drop me a line (tbretz AT gmail DOT com).
I'm interested too! Houston's a big city, though, so the part of town you're in makes a big difference.
 


Jdvn1 said:
I wanna collect them all! :lol:
I'm interested too! Houston's a big city, though, so the part of town you're in makes a big difference.

To bear direct witness to such a glory as that gaming table, I would gladly undertake a drive.
 

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