Useful spells for your everyday (real) life
- Thread starter Mac Callum
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notjer said:
I'm guessing you're not a big fan of their musical offerings?
I'd go for Major Image or some more powerful illusion magic - you could have way too much fun with those.
"Mr President! Aliens are landing on the Whitehouse lawn. Again."
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Calico_Jack73
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Silence 15' Radius
It would be the dream come true for every parent or anyone who has stood in line at a Walmart, Target, or K-Mart where there is a screaming child in line with you and the parent won't even attempt to calm the child but instead stands their with a blank look on their face. There would be a million other uses around the home and office but I'll leave those up to you.
It would be the dream come true for every parent or anyone who has stood in line at a Walmart, Target, or K-Mart where there is a screaming child in line with you and the parent won't even attempt to calm the child but instead stands their with a blank look on their face. There would be a million other uses around the home and office but I'll leave those up to you.
Raise dead:so you can finish saying goodbye 
Reincarnate:think Hendrix as a badger an starting his career again
Symbol
fear)on my door so people would stay out my room 
Water walk:for when you don't want to get your feet wet 
all of the polymorph spells
Geas/Qust:get me jelly doughnuts now
Air walk:for when the bridge is out
Animate Dead:army of undead![:]](http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png "Devious :]")
Animate Objects:brooms that clean the floor by thenselves
Arcane Lock:my door
thats not all but i've a lot of stuff to do today
Reincarnate:think Hendrix as a badger an starting his career again
Symbol
fear)on my door so people would stay out my room Water walk:for when you don't want to get your feet wet all of the polymorph spells
Geas/Qust:get me jelly doughnuts now
Air walk:for when the bridge is out
Animate Dead:army of undead
Animate Objects:brooms that clean the floor by thenselves
Arcane Lock:my door
thats not all but i've a lot of stuff to do today
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Djeta Thernadier
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Speak With Animal - So I can explain to my dog , in his language, why eating my shoes is not a good thing
Teleport - No more smelly Boston subways!
Teleport - No more smelly Boston subways!
Henry
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Disintegrate - for morning commutes.
Charm Person - "Honey, is it all right, if I game this weekend?"
Charm Monster - to convince network executives to save certain TV shows from cancellation. I'm just saying Charm Monster for the duration, I PROMISE.
Jump - just to screw with people when I go for a walk.
Change Self - because I don't want to have to shower and dress EVERY time I leave the house...
Horrid Wilting - for personal home defense, it can't be beat! I would say death spell, but it has a save...
Charm Person - "Honey, is it all right, if I game this weekend?"
Charm Monster - to convince network executives to save certain TV shows from cancellation. I'm just saying Charm Monster for the duration, I PROMISE.
Jump - just to screw with people when I go for a walk.
Change Self - because I don't want to have to shower and dress EVERY time I leave the house...
Horrid Wilting - for personal home defense, it can't be beat! I would say death spell, but it has a save...
Kemrain
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I'd be happy with Baleful Polymorph. After the first few times people pissed me off, humanity would get wise and quit stepping on my toes. But when everyone learns to recognise me, I can just polymorph into someone else, and go on from there.
It would be a great tool in researching identity and self, I could cure all physical birth defects, cleanse the world of transsexualism, teach chronic a-holes a wonderfully evil lesson, and never have to work again.
Besides, wouldn't it be funny if everyone started to see Elvis wandering around in a daze? Naw, you'd need a duration on it, for that. Can't have 50 pernanant Elvises.. Naw...
- Kemrain the Morphic.
It would be a great tool in researching identity and self, I could cure all physical birth defects, cleanse the world of transsexualism, teach chronic a-holes a wonderfully evil lesson, and never have to work again.
Besides, wouldn't it be funny if everyone started to see Elvis wandering around in a daze? Naw, you'd need a duration on it, for that. Can't have 50 pernanant Elvises.. Naw...
- Kemrain the Morphic.
Kesh
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mage hand - Sometimes you just don't want to get out of the chair.
hypnotism - The poor man's Jedi Mind Trick. "You don't need to see my identification... officer..."
bless water - If magic works, I want to be able to deal with vampires. 'nuff said.
detect undead - Ditto for zombies.
light - Ever have trouble finding the keyhole in the dark?
spider climb - C'mon, you know you all wanted to be Spider-Man as kids.
cure minor wounds - Better than a Band-Aid!
shapechange - For those days when you just need to get away from it all.
hypnotism - The poor man's Jedi Mind Trick. "You don't need to see my identification... officer..."
bless water - If magic works, I want to be able to deal with vampires. 'nuff said.
detect undead - Ditto for zombies.
light - Ever have trouble finding the keyhole in the dark?
spider climb - C'mon, you know you all wanted to be Spider-Man as kids.
cure minor wounds - Better than a Band-Aid!
shapechange - For those days when you just need to get away from it all.
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