Useful spells for your everyday (real) life

[gunter uxbridge]

Summon Monster VIII or IX. - I can see the headlines now.
Downtown Columbus Attacked by Tyrannosaurus'
- Experts Baffled by Sudden Appearance of Species
Believed to Have Become Extinct 65 Million Years Ago

tee-hee....

Reverse Gravity could be fun.

Hmmmm.....Color Spray......
"EVERYBODY BE COOL! This is a ROBBERY!" *ZZZZZZAP!!!!

Command
"Disrobe" "Dance" "Hokey-Pokey" "CHUG!!!"

Legend Lore
"And our new five day Jeopardy champion with over $10,000,000 is...."

 

[Hida Bukkorosu]

I'd have to go for Dominate Person. All I'd have to do would be to cast it on all the world's leaders...

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Antilife shell, when you want to be alone.

Plane Shift to the World of Eternal Party

Gentle Repose for funeral directors (sorry been watching a little too much Six Feet Under lately)

AR

 

[Henry]

Moving this thread to off-topic, because it sorta headed that way.

 

[Hand of Vecna]

Animate Rope -- better than Viagra!