Bill Zebub
“It’s probably Matt Mercer’s fault.”
my thing is at the end (or beginning) of a 'friendly debate' we would shake hands and come to some agreement (maybe one changed mind or not) on here @iserith refuses to even concede we have a valid reading he disagrees with.
That's because you don't. You have a valid (and very popular) playstyle, but it is unsupported by the text of D&D, 5th Edition, "The World's Most Popular Roleplaying Game"(tm). You just seem to be unable/unwilling to see that.