"...Overly... religious...?" Koln blinks, absolutely speechless. He removes his hat, and puts his palm against his face, letting out a silent groan. He's not sure where to begin.. She's not Catholic, doesn't go to Church, is now putting on a peep-show for that SUV, and is questioning HIS faith.
He places his hat back on his head and starts his sermon.
"OVERLY religious, my dear? Please, turn to Revelation 3:14-16." Koln demands, taking it for granted that she has a Bible.
"Our Lord says: 'I know your deeds, that you are neither cold nor hot. I wish you were either one or the other! So then because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spew you out of my mouth!'"
"You see, for us to be pleasing to our Lord's palate, we must be FERVENT in our faith, not how you say, 'wishy-washy.' You are LUCKY you are What you Are, damned and irredeemable, or I would bring you to Mass SO FAST it would make the Devil's head spin!"
"I am not angry. Just take it to Heart all that you have seen so far. Before your embrace, you were ze wishy-washy probably because you didn't take this 'spiritual mumbo-jumbo' seriously. Well, now you know. Now you know that the apocalyptic warnings of priests and clergy for Centuries is absolute Truth. I am religious, oui, and it would be wise if you were too. Without faith, the Devil will trick you into thinking that fall from humanity is nothing but a fun fun flight among ze clouds... "