Lacey laughs almost creepily and says in a dreamy voice "Alex, well...he is my butterfly. I trapped him in a net of silk and black lace. We had many great adventures together while living in his castle in France. We even saved the city and the Prince with the goldfish. And then..."
Lacey pauses for a minute and sighs "Alex wasn't like any boyfriends I ever had. When we had our dates I felt like he was talking to my face more than my chest....or was it the other way around? Anyway, you could say that he loved me for my minds. He even tried to make me whole again. Unfortunately it never worked, but it showed he cared. Alex only kissed me once, and when he did it was complete bliss...and then the house burned down...Such a shame, but now he is back in my life again and he needs our help!"
Clover looked sideways at Lacey, almost pitying her. How much of what she had just said was just made up in that twisted little mind of hers? And how much was the child of truth? She knew some Psych professors in her college who would have
loved to get a hold of Lacey, if only to use her as a teaching tool!
Truthfully, she thought Lacey was a fool.
Clearly from what she had seen and heard of Alex the man was a complete jack*** to to woman. Clover knew that she could be short-tempered with Lacey, much like she was the same with Koln, but Lacey had never spurred feelings of outright hatred in her. Alex...? She didn't trust him. He seemed to be a conniving, condescending...
"...womanizing, holier-than-thou, full-of-himself, blockhead, jack***..." Clover suddenly stopped herself and glanced quickly at Lacey again. She found that she had been muttering her thoughts aloud and would have blushed, embarrassed, had she been able to. She wasn't sure how much Lacey had heard, or if Lacey would even put two and two together and realize who she had been speaking about.
She tried hurriedly to cover her tracks, "I don't know, Lacey, he doesn't seem all that
helplessto me. That... um...
man seems to have it all under control. If something doesn't go his way? Easy! Just throw a tantrum and start a fire. He's like an oversized child with the only super soaker on the street; more than happy to show all the other kids who's got the bigger gun." Clover made a derisive noise and settled back into her seat, looking absently out the window and speaking more to herself now, "I hate guys like that. With Alex, it's fire and vanity. With others, it's money and machisimo. They all want you to worship them. Then they kick you in the gutter and get on with their
cocksure lives. And it seems to me, Lacey, that Alex has already started pecking around a new barnyard in your absence."
Unable to help herself, she gave Lacey a dark, pitying look and began to mumble a song, "Old MacMeredith had a farm..."