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DungeonmasterCal said:A guy I used to work with believed the difference between nerds and geeks was geeks had better social skills than nerds. If there is any truth to that, he was a nerd. Eric's grandmother would keel over if I relayed the tale of what he tried to do to a pickup truck's tailpipe after drinking too much at a company picnic. No social skills. tsk...
"Oh my gawd! I have STD!"
"No you idiot- the truck was still running when you violated it."
Send him to the Betty Ford clinic- QUICK!